TEHRAN, Iran -- Today Iran announced that it was mobilizing its military for a full scale invasion of a 3rd world country. That country being, well, Iran. The Iranian government has "become fed up with that stupid Iran". Says Iranian president, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, "That stupid Iran, with its nuclear warhea... power plants and stuff. They really piss me off sometimes! It's time to teach them a lesson!" According to several sources in Iran, the decision was made by "extremely intoxicated" governmental board.
"Our plan is flawless, ingenious, and all that," said one Iranian military commander. "We believe this will take our enemies completely by surprise, since we all know they don't expect a full-scale invasion. The bastards won't know what hit 'em!" The Iranian military has prepared all of its missile launch sites for launch, and is expected to begin the mass invasion next Monday.
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