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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-11-07 11:53 PM
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If we can have eating competitions
why not sleeping competitions? :shrug:

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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-11-07 11:56 PM
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1. People with comas keep fucking it up for the rest of us
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u4ic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-12-07 12:01 AM
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2. I think they're called
Edited on Fri Oct-12-07 12:13 AM by u4ic
'golf tournaments'.
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-12-07 12:33 AM
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5. People who diss golf
have never played it.

:P

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Colorado Progressive Donating Member (980 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-12-07 12:35 AM
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6. ...
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reyd reid reed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-12-07 12:03 AM
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3. Because I'd lose a sleeping competition.
And I don't like to lose.

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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-12-07 12:32 AM
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4. Reason you'd lose is
you never get any practice.

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Bicoastal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-12-07 02:32 AM
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7. Why not an "eating competition disorder?"
Where your system won't let you eat anything unless your hands are tied behind your back and there are plenty of drunken yokels cheering you on?
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