In honor of Al Gore's Nobel prize win - what awards would you give George Bush?

[LynneSin]

The two I could see would be the following:

The Darwin Award


The Razzie Awards

[madinmaryland]

1. Huh? The Darwin Awards?

:wtf:

Isn't that for people that do something stupid and get killed?

:wtf:

[LynneSin]

3. well........

:hide:

[madinmaryland]

4. ..

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

:spank:

Get back into your toll booth. :grr:

[Aristus]

7. Bush did a lot of stupid things and got a lot of people killed.

I'm just saying...

[trogdor]

14. Besides.

He already got to spread his demented seed.

[QueenOfCalifornia]

22. I don't think

they ALL die, do they?

http://www.darwinawards.com/
"A British judge admitted on Wednesday he was struggling to cope with basic terms like "Web site" in the trial of three men accused of inciting terrorism via the Internet. Judge Peter Openshaw broke into the questioning of a witness about a Web forum used by alleged Islamist radicals. "The trouble is I don't understand the language. I don't really understand what a Web site is". he told a London court during the trial of three men charged under anti-terrorism laws. Prosecutor Mark Ellison briefly set aside his questioning to explain the terms "Web site" and "forum." An exchange followed in which the 59-year-old judge acknowledged: "I haven't quite grasped the concepts."

[DarkTirade]

25. He could have gotten one of that pretzel had finished the job...

[AllegroRondo]

2. Is there a prize for War?

[Rabrrrrrr]

5. I'd give him a bucket of cold chicken shit and call it a "Bushie".

I wouldn't even give him the honor of a steaming bucket of chicken shit - it's gotta be cold.

And then the Bushie would become a yearly tradition of an award given to the most incompetent-yet-psychotic leader in any field.

[madinmaryland]

6. I see. Here's an award...

[Tyler Durden]

16. YEE GODS that woman looks EVIL.

[QueenOfCalifornia]

23. GET THE BRAIN BLEACH!

Your post should come with a big WARNING...

My eyes!!!!!

Oh no... My eyes!

[DarkTirade]

26. You know they say the eyes are the window to the soul...

I never really believed it until just now. You can see straight through... there's NO SOUL THERE...

If there ever was one, it's obviously rotten completely away by now.

[Connonym]

8. lol, the Darwin award was the first thing that popped in my mind

[unsavedtrash]

9. lol, me too.

:hi:

[mainegreen]

10. The Turd that wont Flush award.

For surprising durability and ability to stay aloft.

[kay1864]

11. Something where the prize is a pretzel

[XemaSab]

12. Inmate of the week

:hide:

[rug]

13. A Nuremberg Verdict Award.

[trogdor]

15. He actually did get a Razzie.

2004 Worst Actor in Fahrenheit 911.

[ThatsMyBarack]

17. The "Heckuva Job" award!

Or a "Pet Goat" award.

[Catchawave]

18. The Golden Fleece ?

Isn't that the highest honor for Government waste? Well......:D

[Pierre.Suave]

19. The only thing I want to give him is

his own cell at guantanomo bay detention facility.

[Tikki]

20. The Worst United States President Ever award...

...and our children and grandchildren and their children and children for
a brazillion years will read and hear those words, forever.



Tikki

[RoyGBiv]

21. Tub-O-Lard

[Lil Missy]

24. A barrel of owl shit