KitchenWitch
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Fri Oct-12-07 11:18 AM
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I enjoyed brown rice sushi in my Rolls Fucking Royce today while illegally downloading |
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MP3s of Laura Branigan. We were driving to the Olive Garden where I was going to breastfeed my screaming and smoking children. On the DVD in the car were reruns of "Fat Actress". Oh, and my chauffeur is circumcised.
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Fri Oct-12-07 11:26 AM
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1. Pitbulls get the leftovers or I'm gonna taze you, bro |
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Fri Oct-12-07 11:29 AM
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3. Of course...Do you want cornflake breaded chicken? |
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Fri Oct-12-07 11:28 AM
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2. You should have posted on the DU on your laptop |
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Fri Oct-12-07 11:29 AM
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Fri Oct-12-07 11:32 AM
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applying mascara and lipstick while driving too? 'Cause that just gets me foaming at the mouth angry.
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Fri Oct-12-07 11:33 AM
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6. No, but my chauffeur was |
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He was also texting while he was driving and almost got us killed.
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Fri Oct-12-07 12:35 PM
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7. Did you hit any mini-vans and |
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break their blinkers????
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Don't forget to drink a Budweiser with that chicken
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Fri Oct-12-07 12:36 PM
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how do you know your chauffeur is circumcised??? HUH???
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Fri Oct-12-07 02:56 PM
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9. I circumcised him myself. |
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