Having dinner w/ a freeper tonight.

[ceile]

Oh, and he's a cop/firefighter. If he makes ONE comment about those guards in FL getting off he's going to end up w/ a lap full of food. If he wasn't my future brother-in-law, I'd try and get out of it. ugh!!
Any advice on how to deal w/ him? Pot? Valium?

[SecularMotion]

1. Arsenic

[ceile]

3. I think his kids might miss him.

[AlCzervik]

2. smile at him and when he starts spouting off idiotic rhetoric just look at him

like you're very concerned for him, look sad and confused. I do that with my own moranic bil and he usually zips it.

[ceile]

5. That could work. n/t

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

4. "Wasn't that great news about Gore and the Nobel prize?"

See how things go from there.

[MrCoffee]

6. probably some extra-strength blood pressure meds on hand wouldn't hurt

[ceile]

7. I'm thinking maybe a couple shots before dinner.

Tequila or maybe Jaeger.

[Brewman_Jax]

8. You had to work overtime tonight

I thought about the emergency phone call trick, but overtime is more plausible. I sure he'd understand being a first responder.

P.S. My sympathies. :P

[ceile]

10. I wish!

Nah, my fiance would get very upset if I tried to get out of it (emergency or not). I will simply try to focus on the kids......they have about the same IQ.

[TheFriendlyAnarchist]

9. Why not pot AND valium?

You can share with him too :)

[ceile]

11. LOL!

Mine! All mine! I've always had a problem sharing....

[Bombero1956]

12. well which one is he

He's either a cop or a firefighter not both. Not unless he's a volunteer.

[ceile]

13. Cop.

Volunteer ff. Small town, so I think most of the ffighters are cops by trade.

[QueenOfCalifornia]

14. Raid!

Make sure you take the bug spray 'cause I predict, you are going to be very bugged.

[Kali]

15. make a (liberal) game of trying to find something in common with him

make him like you so you can be the token "good" liberal that he tells his friends about