I Would Like George Bush

[MrScorpio]

Pick One

[KamaAina]

1. To get tasered while eating a pretzel on his Segway

:P

[Burma Jones]

2. With a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner

with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.

Bloody Vikings!

[begin_within]

3. along with Cheney and his entire cabinet to be forced to ride this ride for one month, nonstop:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKAhJGHj_Rs

[graywarrior]

4. To go rapture himself

[baldguy]

5. Spontaneous unHuman Combustion?

Preferably during a speech in front a group of fundie nutbags.

[av8rdave]

6. I have to agree with Bill Mahr....

I would like him behind the bar at a friendly pub. He might be a great guy to have a drink with, as long as you don't have to discuss anything substantive.

Only problem with that scenario is that I seriously doubt he could handle the necessary training to be a decent barkeep.

[MrCoffee]

10. fuck that "he'd be a great guy to have a beer with" bullshit!

he'd be a great guy to hit over the fucking head with a beer bottle is more like it.

[av8rdave]

13. I know how you feel....I guess my point (as well as Mr. Mahr's)

Is that at least in that capacity he would be somewhat harmless.

I certainly don't want to convey the idea that I personally would want to share a beer (or anything else) with him.

[SeattleGirl]

7. Other: To be frog-marched, along with Cheney, out of the White House,

rendered to another country, and hidden away in one of the secret prisons, to be tortured until the end of their natural (or, is that UNnatural?) lives.

[KitchenWitch]

14. To the Hague, To the Hague

[SeattleGirl]

16. Nah, that would be too easy on him.

I still say rendition in a secret prison.

[Phillycat]

8. to be impeached.

[QueenOfCalifornia]

9. MrScorpio

I just want it to go away -- to go far, far, far away - to another solar system and take the entire GOP with him

[mentalsolstice]

11. If he were a Wal-Mart greeter

...in a town far far away from my own.

[catmandu57]

12. To eat shit and

you know.

[liberaltrucker]

15. To go fuck himself

Since, apparently, Laura won't.

:puke:

[SeattleGirl]

17. Not since the twins, anyway.

:puke:

[sakabatou]

18. to get a Darwin Award alonf with Cheney

[Not_Giving_Up]

19. To be forced to watch hours and hours of footage

Of the "hard work" our troops our doing in Iraq. No wonderful footage of troops giving candy to children. He should have to sit and watch "Baghdad ER". He should have to see the pain and suffering, the amputations, the ones who can't be helped. He should have to meet EVERY returning flag draped coffin that he won't allow the American people to see. He should have to have a REAL sit down meeting in the homes of each and every family that has lost a loved one to his unnecessary war. He can't run away, and he has to pay attention. Maybe, just maybe, he will start to feel something after all of that.