I see a red door and I want to

[Ptah]

[rakeeb]

1. comment on its unique hue? no, wait, I know this one.....

Pay it back?
Ain't it slack?
Taint its rack?

[Ptah]

3. Welcome home, and

welcome to DU.

[DarkTirade]

2. Watch American Beauty again.

[Ptah]

4. Watch the sky

http://youtube.com/watch?v=NFz-6bQC0-M

[Jamastiene]

5. Paint it black.

Okay, it's a predictable answer, but that's what I really would wanna do.

[Ptah]

6. That's what I was thinking.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=yureBc2FBUU

[rakeeb]

7. then you understand...

how hard it was to resist.

[CrownPrinceBandar]

8. say "Why the hell am I lurking outside an Episcopal church?"

[yellowdogintexas]

9. drink beer, drink beer, o come drink beer with me, for I don't give a damn for any kind of man

who won't drink beer with me

Get out the old golden goblet with that Sig Ep crest upon it and we'll all have another keg of beer (keg of beer)


for it's not for knowledge that we came to college but to raise hell while we're here


so let us drink drink drink to Epsilon and let us raise our glasses high

and let us praise our dear fraternity and we will laud it to the sky...

and we will claim our sacred brotherhood and we will hold it till we die..


and when the day is done, we will drink JUST ONE

for Sigma Phi Epsilon

DRINK BEER!!!

Sorry, i just time traveled back to college, the Sig Ep House, which always always has a Red Door! They did have a great drinking song,