I got a new one for the Weird Names file

[Oeditpus Rex]

I was doing camera last night for a high school football telecast, and the visiting team had a running back named...


EXCALIBUR HELPER.


Every time he got the ball, I thought, "Look — strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government!"

:rofl:

[QueenOfCalifornia]

1. Jeesh!

Did his parents sit up all night smoking crack to come up with:

"Let's name him Excalibur."

:rofl:

[fizzgig]

2. i seriously wonder what goes through these parents' minds

:rofl:

[QueenOfCalifornia]

3. At Least they didn't name him

Hamburger

[Oeditpus Rex]

6. ...

:rofl:

[Ikonoklast]

14. But his sisters' name is Toona

The good news is she's engaged to a guy named Playa Piano.

[Rhythm]

4. I wanna see the box that comes in!

I mean, i've seen these varieties...

[Oeditpus Rex]

5. This one

:hi: :hug:

[Rhythm]

7. o.k.,.. i left myself open for that... *hangs head in shame*

:hug:

[Dr. Strange]

15. On the bright side,

I think you get an assist in the official DU standings when you set up the joke. So, congratulations!

[trof]

8. Radio Johnson.

A guy I worked with for a while in Tuscaloosa.
I thought it was a nickname.
Then he showed me his driver's license.

Seems radio was the big new thing when he was born and I guess his folks REALLY were smitten with the name.

[QueenOfCalifornia]

12. I guess it's a good thing

they listened to the radio more than they fucked....

( I am really sorry... I could not make my fingers stop typing.)

[SeattleGirl]

9. ROFL!

That poor guy!

:rofl:

[siouxsiecreamcheese]

10. Crescent Dragonwagon

I saw that was some lady's name in a cookbook I looked at last week:rofl:

[Whisp]

11. Anita Dick.

[mzteris]

21. I've heard of her!

She was married to Noble J. Dick!

of the Dick Corporation.

[QueenOfCalifornia]

13. How about in school

when they make you say your last name first....

You know the TV writer/producer Dick Wolf....

Think on that.

[Bjornsdotter]

19. And on that note

...the lawyer for the couple we bought our house from was named Dick Short. Our lawyer couldn't stop laughing....it really didn't help that Dick Short was also very short.

Cheers

[Generic Brad]

16. I have tons I can never share

To do so would violate privacy agreements. I'm taking them to the grave.

[snailly]

17. There is a lady named Gay Fred that works for some

Missouri government office. It just sounds like a bad sitcom joke. "Hi, I'm Gay Fred!". hardee har har

[XemaSab]

20. That's my mom's middle name

If it was my name I'd change it. :P

[hfojvt]

18. Pretty sure that beats mine

This guys name is Dennis Winnie. As if Winnie isn't bad enough, he marries Isabella Meglashon.

It just seemed like a name from a movie "Godzilla vs. Meglashon".

But those are funny names that happened by accident, not on purpose.