skygazer
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Tue Oct-16-07 10:16 AM
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Do you ever say things backwards? |
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The other day I was bantering with a friend at work and I said, "You show me mine and I'll show you yours."
We were cracking up for the rest of the day. :P
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Tue Oct-16-07 10:18 AM
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1. The reason why my mom is MrsGrumpy... |
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..is because she meant Mrs. lastname is always grumpy...but it came out Mrs. Grumpy is a Harpy. Hence, MrsGrumpy :hi:
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Tue Oct-16-07 10:25 AM
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And I always wondered because she never seemed too awful grumpy. :hi:
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Tue Oct-16-07 10:21 AM
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2. when I used to be a bread baker |
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I told a couple of people at a party that I was a bed breaker.
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Tue Oct-16-07 10:28 AM
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4. Is there a lot of dough to be made in bread baking? |
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:P
Funny bread story - my best friend's dad had an arrangement with some local bread and pastry companies to get their outdated product to feed to his pigs. Often, there would be stuff that wasn't expired but would be before they next serviced their route so he'd get that, too.
So he'd give the fresh stuff to a group of us neighbors. One day he walked up to my door, a nice, mild-mannered farmer of about 78, and asked me, "Do you want to get bred?"
Poor guy - I never saw anyone turn so many shades of purple. :rofl:
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Tue Oct-16-07 10:46 AM
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Tue Oct-16-07 10:33 AM
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5. Reminds me of a story... |
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Someone told me about the time their spouse was sitting on a bus and the seat next to them was open...
An attractive person walked up and asked if the seat was available.
The spouse replied, "Free feel!". :rofl:
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Tue Oct-16-07 10:44 AM
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6. backwards things say never I |
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Tue Oct-16-07 10:59 AM
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10. This is turning into The Yoda Thread |
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Tue Oct-16-07 11:12 AM
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Redrum. Why do you ask? Redrum.
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Tue Oct-16-07 11:17 AM
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all my mom had to do was call the Dr., explain our symptoms and he would call in a perscription...
she would say Barbara lastname , Dr. Levin....
but one time she said Dr. lastname, Barbara Levin!!!!
well we thought it was funny!!!!
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Tue Oct-16-07 11:30 AM
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14. when we were young dictators |
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Was that during the Revolutionary or the Civil war?
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
I WON :hi:
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Tue Oct-16-07 02:02 PM
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Sorry I forgot you were on the Gray side in the war.... Gen. Lee..... some of us aren't as old as you so i forget to explain.
My mom used a telephone, not messengers on horseback!!!!!!!!!
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Tue Oct-16-07 01:39 PM
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16. Reverend Spooner and I shared the same affliction |
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His Spoonerisms were pure genius, but I let go with a good one on occasion.
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