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raccoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-16-07 12:39 PM
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If zombies took over the world, wiped out (that is, infected) all the human race,
then went through the livestock, and whatever wildlife they could catch, would the zombies then starve?
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HiFructosePronSyrup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-16-07 12:39 PM
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1. How would they starve when they're already dead?
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raccoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-16-07 12:40 PM
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2. Well, yeah, they're already dead, but don't they feed on human flesh?
And when the flesh is gone, would they cease to exist? (which is the way I should've phrased it to begin with)
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HiFructosePronSyrup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-16-07 12:43 PM
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3. Only because of the delicious, smoky flavor.
I don't think they need the nutrition.
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Drunken Irishman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-16-07 12:48 PM
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6. It depends on which movie plot line these zombies come from.
Edited on Tue Oct-16-07 12:48 PM by Drunken Irishman
If you've seen Return of the Living Dead, those zombies only feast on brains and other body parts because it heals the pains of death. If they don't eat, they're in a perpetual state of pain.

What would they do if they blew through every source of brains and flesh? Probably become a bunch of miserable SOBs, or in other words, Dick Cheneys.
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-16-07 12:43 PM
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4. No, the zombies would then procreate and eat the babies.
And so on...
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Perry Logan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-16-07 12:44 PM
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5. They become farmers and vegetarians. Their complexions improve a lot.
Edited on Tue Oct-16-07 12:44 PM by Perry Logan
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Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-16-07 01:33 PM
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8. "GRAINssss!!" nm
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-16-07 12:48 PM
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7. Depends on the movie. nt
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