Bob Ross quotes

[redqueen]

"That's a crooked tree. We'll send him to Washington."

[redqueen]

1. "Oooh, if you have never been to Alaska, go there while it is still wild.

My favourite uncle asked me if I wanted to go there, Uncle Sam. He said if you don't go, you're going to go to jail. That is how Uncle Sam asks you."

[lost-in-nj]

2. If its not a crooked tree

it was "a happy little tree"....


OR
Let's just put another tree right here in the (pick a place)....

lost

[redqueen]

3. While painting a log cabin:

"I used to go out to my uncle's log cabin all the time. There would be little bunnies running around, and I would always try and catch them but never quite could. I asked my uncle about it. He told me a trick he learned. He said if I wanted to catch a rabbit, I needed to go to the back of the cabin and make carrot noises. So I did. Then he came up and grabbed me. Still haven't...haven't quite figured that one out."

[redqueen]

4. Not a quote but...

[redqueen]

5. "The secret to doing anything is believing that you can do it.

Anything that you believe you can do strong enough, you can do. Anything. As long as you believe. Except flying."

[MrCoffee]

6. We don't make mistakes, we have happy accidents."

[redqueen]

7. This guy always cheers me up.

:)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fmv2FniH7_A

[MrCoffee]

8. ha! because of you, i'm already watching a youtube clip of him!

[redqueen]

14. Heheh... good stuff, huh?

:7

[Rabrrrrrr]

9. "Some people write to me, and they say 'Bob, I'm very very frightened of the paint.

I have nightmares when I sleep. The paint is chasing me through a long dark tunnel.' And I always write back and tell them to look in the Yellow Pages for a psychiatrist, or someone who can prescribe something for them, so they can take it a little easier in life."

:rofl:


Top right video:

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=94741401

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

10. "Fuck this happy tree paint shit"

"I need a bottle of scotch and a hundred dollar blowjob."

-Bob Ross, 1992.

[redqueen]

12. ....

:spank:

[MrCoffee]

13. you don't deserve a happy little bush

[redqueen]

11. "Talk to the tree, make friends with it."

[Richard Steele]

15. "I'm gonna hide a happy little bush riiiight back here. It'll just be our secret...

...If you tell anyone, I'LL CUT YOU!"

[Rabrrrrrr]

17. I will come to your house, and I will CUT YOU!"

:rofl:

[Parche]

16. Thats A Crooked Bar Stool

It must be redqueen...........:hi: :rofl: :rofl:

[Rabrrrrrr]

18. Another funny video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hplQ_pdzVq4&mode=related&search=

[redqueen]

19. "There's nothing wrong with having a tree as a friend."

[edbermac]

20. Bob was the Michaelangelo of our time.

And much faster. He could have knocked off the Sistine Chapel in a day.

[redqueen]

21. "Trees cover up a multitude of sins."

[CGowen]

22. "Beat the devil out of it" n/t

[EnviroBat]

24. that's my favorite one. He always had that same chuckle when he'd do it.

[redqueen]

23. "People look at me like I'm a little strange,

when I go around talking to squirells and rabbits and stuff. That's ok. Thaaaat's just ok."