Damn dog

[BarenakedLady]

Evidentally, the wind was blowing too hard for Emma's liking while we were out buying Halloween costumes. She desperatedly wanted to get into the basement, which was chain-locked, but cracked opened (so cats can come up and down and dogs can't get down to eat their food). This is what was awaiting our return...minus the mess of wood pieces I cleaned up.



I guess it's back to crating them when gone. The man is sooooo pissed.

[janx]

1. Whoops.

Can you salvage the door?

[BarenakedLady]

2. I think it'll need to be replaced.

:(

[janx]

3. You can live ith it like that for awhile...

I know it's a drag. When I bought my house, there was all kinds of dog damage everywhere. I lived with it for awhile before fixing/replacing.

[MazeRat7]

4. Sand it, paint it, and then replace it later.

Yup, its going to have to be replaced. But a good sanding, some filler, more sanding, and a coat of paint will do wonders to hide the damage until you can hang another one.

MZr7

[BarenakedLady]

8. Yea

I may live with it for a bit, except it's in the foyer and easily seen by anyone at the front door. I'm going to have to replace the chain...again.

[lligrd]

5. UGH, We Locked Our Little Schipperke In The Bedroom

once and came home to find he had tunnled right through the bedroom door. I was so amazed I couldn't even get mad.

[BarenakedLady]

9. I wasn't really that mad

I knew my husband was going to be furious though. I felt bad for my doggie being that desparately frightened.

[Guava Jelly]

6. You can probably repair it with bondo and a little sandpaper

Damn Animules

[BarenakedLady]

10. You gonna come fix for me?

;)

:hi:

[flvegan]

14. I gladly would. Right now.

Sorry for the c-block, GoPsUx.

[BarenakedLady]

15. Ok

:evilgrin:

[flvegan]

18. At this hour, considering the labor

it'll be pretty late when I finish. I'll probably need to spend the night. Where will I sleep?

[BarenakedLady]

20. Well there is a slumber party happening, so

all the upstairs rooms are full.

You'll have to sleep in the basement with the cats.

...Did I mention, I sleep in the basement with the cats?

}(

[flvegan]

25. So, I'd be sleeping in the basement

with you (and the cats)? I am SO there.

I'm handsy, so I apologize in advance...or something.

[BarenakedLady]

30. And my monkeys...can't forget the monkeys

Ok, I know they are apes.

[flvegan]

31. I'm jealous of your monkey(s).

Damn.

[BarenakedLady]

33. You know you want to

touch my monkey!



:P

[flvegan]

35. With both hands and then some

:evilgrin:

[Guava Jelly]

56. ahem

[BarenakedLady]

57. Teehee

You are so silly...

:hug:

[Guava Jelly]

32. That lucky monkey

Makes me wish i had fur

[BarenakedLady]

34. I broke that monkey

I had it for about 5 mins before I squeezed it too tight and it's arm broke. LOL.

:rofl:

[Guava Jelly]

36. I fixed him

:loveya: :hide: :rofl:

[BarenakedLady]

37. LOL!!!!

OMG. That is priceless!

:rofl:

[Guava Jelly]

39. :o)

yep..
A smooch from the lovely BNL would be priceless ;)

[flvegan]

38. Aww, man.

Dammit.

[Guava Jelly]

40. What??

(Dude we tight and all but ya know she is like smoken hawt) :P

[flvegan]

41. Hey

I got no blame for your game, bro. She is most very, very choice in the smokin hawt category.

To be honest, she's one of them there "toss your brother under the bus" type of hawt. You see how silky her hair looked? My gawd!!!

[Guava Jelly]

42. Yep...

And also worth getting tossed under a bus for.:D

[flvegan]

43. Agreed.

If it helps, grab the back of my shirt and the back of my pants and toss me under that bus, buddy.

She is one fine woman, and she's got a good mind and sense of humor. What a keeper!

[Guava Jelly]

44. And she has my Moms B-day :o)

and any guy that wins her heart is one lucky fellah

[flvegan]

46. She shares your mom's bday?

Small world, eh?

Oh, and I don't think that's luck. That fella is well beyond "luck" and tralpsing in the blessed field.

Just saying.

[Guava Jelly]

49. Two other DU'ers share it as well

miss_american_pie and MissHoneychurch
Both Smokin hawt :D

[BarenakedLady]

45. Oh dear!

You guys are doing WONDERS for my ego.

You'd better stop before my head explodes.

:blush:

[Guava Jelly]

47. To stop would be to lie.

:D
You wouldn't want me to lie wouldya? :P

[BarenakedLady]

50. Couldn't have that now, could we?

;)

[Guava Jelly]

51. No we couldn't

:hug: :loveya:

[flvegan]

48. Methinks your ego needs no wonders.

I mean, you DO know how you think and you DO own a mirror, right?

In the immortal words of Chachi, wa wa wa.

You'd really make my night/weekend if I could, henceforth call you "Leather Tuscadero"

[BarenakedLady]

52. It beats Pinkie

:D

[flvegan]

53. Leather was much hotter

and she did that whole "slapping the thigh" thing. Plus she had the musical talent.

Have I crossed over to "really pathetic" yet? I think so.

[BarenakedLady]

54. Omg! Yes!

I was going to mention the hand thing, but I couldn't remember exactly what it was.

:rofl:

I thought she was the coolest.

[Guava Jelly]

22. Dude

How many vegans do you need :mad: :rofl:

[flvegan]

27. Buddy, I waited the mandatory 15 minutes.

I couldn't leave such a delightful vision of a woman without help. I'm a giver.

[Guava Jelly]

29. Thats what i get for looking at pictures of nekkid ladies on the net

I snoozed and i loozed :mad:
:hide:

[Guava Jelly]

21. sure

I'll be close to new york next week
:D

[BarenakedLady]

23. Where are you going?

:hi:

[Guava Jelly]

24. I'll be in Scranton PA

Not too many hours away :D

[BarenakedLady]

26. About 200 miles

and 3 or so hours. :D

[Guava Jelly]

28. A lot closer than Missouri :o)

:D

[Inchworm]

59. Dang I miss all the hawt BNL flirt fests!

Naps are my enemy.

:hi:

[Inchworm]

7. Poor Emma- so scared and all alone

looking for comfort with her bebbe kitty cellmates who were all probably safe in the basement. Can you imagine the fear? I just want to hug Emma for days now.

The door? Pfft. If the door doesn't give access to the outside, sand it a bit and paint it. It would be fine until you get a new door.

Of course, I'm a silly hillbilly, but thats what I'd do :)

I left my Akita and baby alone today for 6.5 hours. I feared what you got all day. I was lucky. They were angels of course! hehe.. pure luck :P

Flirt- Flirt- Flirt :loveya:

:hi:

[BarenakedLady]

11. You Bastid!!!

Stop making me feel even more guilty. :spank: I know she must have been really scared to do that.

It just really looks bad. I hope she didn't cut her mouth or anything.

[ulysses]

12. we have walls that look like that.

[BarenakedLady]

13. Is that the culprit?

The basement walls looked like that too before my Dad installed 4 foot wood-look laminate sheets along the finished walls. It stopped the cats from using them as scratching posts, but one of the door jambs evidentally worked as well for them. As well as the couch down there. :eyes:

Luckily, my new kitten likes to use actual scratching posts.

[ulysses]

17. it is.

Door jambs are popular with him as well. We had the temerity several years ago to buy a leather recliner, which the little fucker tagged before it had been in the house an hour. I think it was the closest Ms Uly has ever come to doing something drastic with what is, after all, *her* cat. :D

[The Straight Story]

16. This is AMERICA - sue the damn dog

:)

[BarenakedLady]

19. I can't

She sleeps with me. It would become "awkward".

:)

[DarkTirade]

55. Something similar happened to my ex's carpet at the edge of the door

when she closed it and had dogs running around.

Of course, the only other alternative was to let the dogs wander in when were having our... *ahem* alone time. And lemme tell ya, nothing spoils the mood faster than a wet dog nose in the wrong place at the wrong time.

[Shine]

58. This is why we're "cat people"

:D

[susanna]

60. LOL! My late and great girlie dog, Lee,

actually bequeathed me multiple dented doorknobs from her teeth and scratched doors from her claws. Listen, I know you're mad now, but trust me; when that dog (dogs?) are gone, you'll look at that door and remember the good times. I know I sure do.

In the end, just remember that it's all fixable. Funny thing, though, I lost Lee in January 2006 and STILL have not replaced the doorjamb/knob she totaled. I have no real desire to do so, either - at least until I have to sell the place. :-)

[In_The_Wind]

61. It looks like you're going to need a new door.

Do you know which one is the culprit?

[Wcross]

62. Have you got a Habitat for humanity "re-store" in your area?

http://www.re-store.org/

Perhaps you could find a replacement cheap?