Deja Q
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Fri Oct-26-07 08:10 PM
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Poll question: Assuming physical attractriveness in 9/10ths the law |
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Should I fancy Ann Coulter?
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Fri Oct-26-07 08:12 PM
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Fri Oct-26-07 08:13 PM
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petronius
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Fri Oct-26-07 08:20 PM
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3. How drunk are you right now? |
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'Cause from here, I'd say you're about 5 drinks past the point of doing something (or someone) that you won't want to remember in the morning...
Ann Coulter attractive... keerist!
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Fri Oct-26-07 10:06 PM
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Christ on a bike. You try to fuck her, her coochie would probably rip your deedle right off!
I think he's REALLY drunk tonite!! Time for intervention!!!!
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Sat Oct-27-07 01:50 PM
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28. You are on to something. |
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Make me a drink. I can not handle Coulter talk while sober.
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Fri Oct-26-07 08:46 PM
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4. If physical attractriveness is 9/10ths the law |
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I'm on the FBI's Top Ten list
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Fri Oct-26-07 09:01 PM
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shit Hypno....
this is scary.....
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Fri Oct-26-07 09:16 PM
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unless you are really twisted
then whatever
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Fri Oct-26-07 09:24 PM
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8. Not unless you're incredibly ferrous and her subcutaneous chitin is magnetic. -n/t |
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Fri Oct-26-07 10:22 PM
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Of course, I'd videotape it. Oh, and I'd tell her my name was Ohbamma Smith. So when I released the audio version (sans video, cuz I'm evil like that) all you'd hear is...
"Oh, gawd yes, Obama, fucking do me right there, just like that! Yes, you magnificent beast you, Obama! You sex machine, harder, harder Obama!!!!!!"
I'd get some mileage out of that.
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Fri Oct-26-07 10:35 PM
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11. Man, I thought the OP was disturbing |
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Fri Oct-26-07 10:41 PM
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12. Hey, I'd do Godzilla if it chinked the RW hate armor. |
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Fri Oct-26-07 11:58 PM
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13. Well, sure - who wouldn't do Godzilla? |
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You're going to a whole 'nother level, however - you must have been a kamikaze pilot in a past life...
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Sat Oct-27-07 12:01 AM
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14. Ann Coulter is an ugly, desiccated bitch |
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Sat Oct-27-07 10:00 AM
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15. She'd be ok if I could strap a big ball gag in her mouth. :) nt |
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Sat Oct-27-07 10:09 AM
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16. She's probably a fave in the Goth and Industrial scenes. |
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She's got that "cadaverous attractive" thing going on.
To be fair, I'm fat and middle-aged and slowly balding. If we have to judge by appearance and not aversion to overtly destructive political leanings.
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Sat Oct-27-07 10:57 AM
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At least with corpses when nasty stuff comes out of their mouth you can wipe it off.
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Sat Oct-27-07 11:07 AM
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Sat Oct-27-07 11:20 AM
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19. I admit that Coulter piques my male curiosity.... |
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...and like they say, the insane ones are often very good in bed.
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Sat Oct-27-07 11:21 AM
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20. Only if you're that desperate. |
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Sat Oct-27-07 11:56 AM
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odds are she's great in the sack.
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Sat Oct-27-07 12:10 PM
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"Contents may vary from package image"
In other words, you might wind up with Mann Coulter instead.
With a different "package" image.
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Deja Q
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Sat Oct-27-07 12:16 PM
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23. So you've got visual proof of that? |
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:wow:
Show me the money!
:rofl:
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Sat Oct-27-07 12:28 PM
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otherwise I'd be attacking my eyeballs with a melon baller!
:P
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Sat Oct-27-07 01:21 PM
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25. She was once pretty... |
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...there's a photo around of her in her college years. She's since acquired a hard, mean look, perhaps as the result of long study.
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Sat Oct-27-07 01:36 PM
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26. *SLAP SLAP* Get a hold of yourself! |
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I've passed her on the street when she didn't have studio lights and airbrush/PhotoShop to camouflage her haggie looks. She was even wearing 17 kg of make-up on her mug, which didn't help. Plus, there's her poorly bleached bottled blonde mop. That one's been around the block enough to have worn away a ditch.
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Sat Oct-27-07 01:49 PM
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Here I was expecting eye candy or at least visions of eye candy and you do the equivalent of throwing acid in my eyes. :o Ann Coulter???? You think she's attractive? Dude, you got problems. :puke:
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Sat Oct-27-07 02:02 PM
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the first rule of sex is....
Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.....Have you forgot to take your medicine again:spank:
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