So... my youngest son's little friend just hit on me.

[Viva_La_Revolution]

He's 19 and apparently he drank a whole 40 by himself.

If I got a kick out of it, does that make me a perv? :shrug:

:issuessmilie:

[TK421]

1. NO.. I guess that makes you a hottie!

:D Enjoy that now!

[Viva_La_Revolution]

3. I'm a Hottie!?

really?

I'm afraid it was just a hot flash. :scared:

[TK421]

46. Nah....that was just the many eyes upon you

:D

[tainted_chimp]

2. I dont think so..

Does that make me a perv?

[Viva_La_Revolution]

6. I think it might.

better keep an eye out for the Perv Police, just in case.

Good luck Dude. PM me if you need bail money.

[tainted_chimp]

19. Dudette here!

...and yeah.
i'll definitely need to utilize that bail money.

:evilgrin:

[Viva_La_Revolution]

31. sorry, I can't bail Dudettes out...

creates too much competition... :rofl:

[tainted_chimp]

35. Hahaha!!

Yeah...because if he's drunk enough, he may want my pre-menopausal ass as well?

:spray:

[Viva_La_Revolution]

43. are you HOT?...

he might! :rofl:

edit: I just had a flash.. THREESOME! :rofl:

[Perseid]

4. mother, may I?

heeeeeeeeheeeee

pics would help. Just a thought!

[Viva_La_Revolution]

13. you so owe me a new keyboard.

I think you might be a perv too. Have you had yourself analyzed lately?

:P

[Perseid]

14. I hooked myself up to a computer that

analyzes cars, and was given a clean bill of health. No exhaust fumes!

:rofl:

[Ghost in the Machine]

5. You're an official M.I.L.F. now!

:evilgrin:

[Viva_La_Revolution]

8. M.I.L.F. ??

fill me in? I'm so not up on the lingo these kids are using now-a-days...

[quip]

12. Mothers I'd Like To (Fill in the rest;-) n/t

[regnaD kciN]

52. Also known nowadays as a "cougar"...

Don't know why. :shrug:

[Viva_La_Revolution]

55. I think I may 'get it'...

I'm almost as old as Cher was when she was doing that 18 yr. old...

[regnaD kciN]

61. At any rate, at least here in Seattle...

...bars with lots of MILFs trying to pick up younger males are known as "cougar dens."

[Ghost in the Machine]

15. Moms I'd Like to _________ yep, fill in the blank!

:hi:

[Mojambo]

25. Fuck! You can say it...

Fuck Fuck Fuck!

Mother I'd like to FUCK!

[Viva_La_Revolution]

27. Your ability to say what others cannot excites me...

:rofl:

[Ghost in the Machine]

37. Well fuckity fuck fuck fuck! FUCK! goddammit!

FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!

Is that better??

I don't normally cuss around women unless I'm really pissed or if I hear them cuss first.... maybe it has something to do with my upbringing?? :shrug:

[quip]

38. I don't know her yet, and she's a lady.....

Manners.

[Viva_La_Revolution]

48. What are these 'Man-ners' you speak of?

I'm still in the Lounge, right?

[quip]

58. Just because we're in the lounge doesn't mean

that chivalry is dead..... does it? :blush:

[burythehatchet]

32. Mothers I'd Like to

Fund. You know, for college.

[angstlessk]

7. by the way you described him, I think you are not going to be charged

in this matter...'his little friend' you see him as a kid...drunk he thinks of himself as 'man enough for you'...good for you, consider it a compliment!

[Viva_La_Revolution]

9. Now if the guys MY age would just start seeing me that way...

maybe I should start hanging out in the local bars near closing time?...

:rofl:

[angstlessk]

23. Or just come packing a 40 as a gift?

seems to be the magic potion?

[Viva_La_Revolution]

30. all these years of lonely existance...

if I'd only known the 'secret to getting laid by some-young-guy'.... what a waste of a lifetime.

[judaspriestess]

10. Is he cute?

nineteen, just a pup but he's legal. No it does not make you a perve, have fun with it.

[Viva_La_Revolution]

20. very cute

and legal
very cute
19, he's legal
but I feel so dirty
but he's so cute
and legal...


HELP ME, I'M SPIRALING!


lol!

[judaspriestess]

28. well I say let the chase begin

He's probably been wanting to tell you for a long time. The proverbial cat has been let out of the bag now I would just go with it and see where it goes. Personally I'd be all over it like white on rice after a good chase. But thats me, I do like them young, teehee. I'm not seriously old (37) but for whatever reason I get hit on all the time by young guys.

I had one particular 19 year old hit on me a few years ago. He was my ex's friend. We were already broke up so what the hell. He kept hitting on me and telling me he had a big one, lol. Well OK then. one day I told him "whip it out and lets go buddy" Damn I scared his ass away. It was hilarious.

[tainted_chimp]

34. September Song

September Song Lyrics


by Kurt Weill & Maxwell Anderson


When I was a young man courting the girls
I played me a waiting game
If a maid refused me with tossing curls
I'd let the old Earth make a couple of whirls
While I plied her with tears in lieu of pearls
And as time came around she came my way
As time came around, she came

When you meet with the young girls early in the Spring
You court them in song and rhyme
They answer with words and a clover ring
But if you could examine the goods they bring
They have little to offer but the songs they sing
And the plentiful waste of time of day
A plentiful waste of time


Oh, it's a long, long while from May to December
But the days grow short when you reach September
When the autumn weather turns the leaves to flame
One hasn't got time for the waiting game

Oh, the days dwindle down to a precious few
September, November
And these few precious days I'll spend with you
These precious days I'll spend with you

[liberaltrucker]

11. Go with the flow

As long as he's of legal age and "blessed" by nature, nothing to worry about.

:)

[Viva_La_Revolution]

16. except scarring my child for life!

I can see him in the Analyst's chair now... "and how did you FEEL when your mother boned your best friend? Hmmmm?"

[tucci42]

18. awsome

f'n hilarious

[Viva_La_Revolution]

41. Welcome to DU tucci42!...

you have been officially DUflowered. :evilgrin:

[liberaltrucker]

24. With his raging hormones, surely VLR spawn

might understand that MOM IS HUMAN.

:shrug:

[Viva_La_Revolution]

39. He was a late bloomer... but I think he's getting the idea...

he had a girl over tonight. :D: :proudmammasmilie:

[liberaltrucker]

44. Cool.

If you could talk to my Mom back in '72, she'd have said the same
about me. Good luck, VLR.

:hug:

[Viva_La_Revolution]

45. and NOW she would say...?

:evilgrin:


:rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

17. Hey you!

:)

"blessed by nature"

:rofl:

[liberaltrucker]

21. I calls 'em as I see's 'em

:rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

22. That happened to me once, only it was a friend of my nephew's.

At my nephew's wedding, this kid had had a wee drop (okay, many wee drops), and he decided I was the greatest thing since sliced bread.

We were all quite amused (we didn't laugh at him).

:)

[Viva_La_Revolution]

26. with age comes wisdom...

I turned him down gently, but firmly. I took special care not to damage his psyche. :martyrsmilie:

excuse me while I go surf some porn sites now...

[SeattleGirl]

33. Yep, it's what you have to do.

Have fun on those porn sites...... :-)

[liberaltrucker]

40. So.....you ladies surf porn????

And I thought just we guys were perverts!

:toast:

[Viva_La_Revolution]

42. we're EVERYWHERE!...

if you look hard enough, you can find us... :evilgrin:

:rofl:

[liberaltrucker]

49. I'm a bit nieve there

OK to PM?

[lildreamer316]

70. You bet your ASS.

Not even funny about that..oops.

[Richard Steele]

29. Can't say as I blame the little feller.

Same thought's crossed my mind a time or two.

Goodnight DU! :hi:

[Viva_La_Revolution]

36. Badumbum!

and how old are YOU bay-be? :pantsmilie:

[Richard Steele]

68. Well, if he's 19...

...then let's just say I'm twice the man he is, and leave it at that, lol! :)

[MrScorpio]

47. I don't know, Mrs. Robinson. What do you think?

[Breeze54]

50. No offense but 19 year old 'boys' hit on anything that moves!!!

:P

He's legal but is he mature or just horney and drunk?

If you're both horney, then go for it but make sure

your son isn't around and the jealous type....

Boys are possessive over their Moms.

That could be very bad for all three of you.

I think you are just flattered that a 19 yr. old flirted with you.

And what woman wouldn't be?? ;)

When I was 26 and getting a divorce, I had an 18 yr. old hit on me.

I didn't know he was 18 until later on btw! It shocked me when I found out!

We dated for 3 months!! :P He was very mature for his age. ;)

[Viva_La_Revolution]

51. don't harsh my buzz Breeze!

Meanie!

:rofl:

[Breeze54]

53. Awe...I just don't want you to get hurt....

:hug:

Enjoy the compliment!! You deserve it!!

[Viva_La_Revolution]

54. hurt=bad?

:spray:


I thought I'd just kick it up a notch... :evilgrin:

...

:rofl:

[Breeze54]

56. Go ahead!! Be bad! Be very, very bad!!

What the hell? Go for it!! You only live once!! ;)

My son's two friends are here at the house and they're 19 also

but no one's hitting on me! :rofl: But they are fucking with me by

sneaking up behind me and saying, "BOO!" and then laughing hysterically

and they're all sober!! Goofballs! :P

[Viva_La_Revolution]

57. no matter their chronological age, men are always 12...

in the end.

God luv em. :)

[DarkTirade]

60. Hey, when I was 19 I didn't hit on everything... well, okay there was that one... and the other...

hmm... you may be on to something... :P

[Fire Walk With Me]

59. Say hello to his little friend.

Apologies to Al Pacino.

[RFKHumphreyObama]

62. Well it is good that you are not offended

As someone in his mid-20s, I'll confess that I'm attracted to older woman myself -and that included some of the mothers of my friends. I never made a pass at them though. He obviously has good taste

[bridgit]

64. so you're saying that the only reason my son's friends wanted to sleep over so much...

is that i scrambled their eggs in the morning standing in a lacy bra & thong underwear ouch! that hurts :cry:

[RFKHumphreyObama]

65. Ummm...welll...er...

That could have been one of the attractions of staying over I guess.

Or maybe it was that when you dressed like that, the scrambled eggs tasted even more delicious

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[bridgit]

66. well, as a practical matter, i'm not sure good after all, i thought you were going to imply...

that the eggs scrambled themselves :cry:

[bridgit]

63. oh yes, you should have talked him down & out of his stupid little tree...

a "whole 40" by himself? he's ready for Afghanistan/Iraq/Iran/(fill in the blank) by bush standards

[tucci42]

67. u guys r 2 much

wow

[bridgit]

71. welcome to du, tucci42...

:)

[lildreamer316]

69. AWWWWW!

That's so cool!
Be careful, and enjoy the moment.