I just hit on myself repeatedly, but got no response

[Perseid]

Do I not like myself? What can I do to change that?

[mike_c]

1. nah-- it just shows that you're not easy....

Take yourself out to dinner, maybe a show, go for a romantic walk. Take time to talk to yourself before going right for the naughty bits. If all else fails, pretend to have a terminal (but not contagious) disease, with only a few weeks left to live, or better yet, pretend to be getting over the death of a long time lover. That will melt through your cold shoulder every time.

[fishwax]

2. perhaps you're playing hard to get

:shrug:

[cuke]

3. Gee, talk about "no game"

[DarkTirade]

4. It just means that you're far too important a person to waste time with a person as lowly as you.