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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-27-07 08:25 AM
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I'm available for Christmas. Who wants to unwrap my package?
(not just a copycat-the truth!)

:rofl:
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YellowRubberDuckie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-27-07 08:36 AM
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1. I don't want to unwrap your package, but you are welcome to join us for Christmas.
:hi:
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-27-07 09:24 AM
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2. Wait a minute.... keep that thing wrapped.
Much safer that way. :evilgrin:
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-27-07 09:25 AM
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3. Define "safer"
:P
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Cabcere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-27-07 10:41 AM
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4. Less likely to poke someone's eye out?
:hide:

You know, in case there's like a BB gun in that package. :crazy: :hi:
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-27-07 10:42 AM
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5. More like a caliber magnum...
:rofl:
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-27-07 10:47 AM
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6. I kept the receipt, can I return it?
I ain't gonna show the receipt, tho.
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-27-07 10:47 AM
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7. She does
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JBoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-27-07 10:51 AM
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8. It's my dick in a box!
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