OK, I'm kinda bored. I've never done this before...

[ret5hd]

but i am going to PURPOSELY start a flame-thread. I've participated in flame-threads before, but i have never started one.

So, that being said, the topic of the day is:

The toilet paper roll goes on the hanger with the flap of paper to the FRONT! Anybody who thinks otherwise is an IDIOT! I can't believe that some here (who CLAIM to be Democrats, if you know what i mean) think that the little flap goes to the rear! What friggin' idiots!

OK, that's all i got. I'm gonna go hang a new (well, salvaged) storm door and i'll be back periodically to see how this is going. Remember that any comment that is not in total agreement with me OR a total flame will be alerted on, and thereby will be a total waste of our new moderators time.

Thank you,
ret5hd

[lost-in-nj]

1. OIh boy!!

:popcorn: :popcorn:

now you've done it!!!


lost

:rofl: :rofl:

[ret5hd]

3. ALERT!

I warned you!

[FloridaJudy]

2. That only applies to people who don't have cats

If the flap is in the front it makes it too damned easy for the cat to unroll it.

Why do you hate pets?:eyes:

[ret5hd]

5. Why do you hate your cat? Is your cat not entitled to some measure of enjoyment?

Obviously, you think YOU are superior to cats, which (ask ANY cat) is totally not the case!

[petronius]

17. What, are you insane!!???

I have TWO cats and I STILL know that the flap goes in FRONT. Welcome to my ignore list, FREEPER-TROLL!!!!

:eyes: :eyes: :eyes:

[Heidi]

4. I don't mean this in a bad way, but you really need to work on your technique.

:rofl: :spray:

[ret5hd]

6. Typical RW respose! Attack the messenger but avoid the message!

[Heidi]

7. GOODBYE FOREVER!!!!!

And I mean that in the most progressive sense.

:nuke:

[krispos42]

8. This flamewar is useless without pics!

Fortunately, I have an untitled, unrelated graphic handy...




I'll give you a quarter if you can figure out what it is off the top of your head, no research!

[ret5hd]

9. does it have to do with frac'ing old gas wells?

[krispos42]

11. Nope!

Off to Gitmo for you!

[Drum]

13. here's one!

I think this buttresses the claim in the OP.

[ret5hd]

15. That also solves FloridaJudy's cat problem!

[achtung_circus]

22. Refrigerant cycle? nt

On edit: ha ha ha ha you'll never know.

[RebelSansCause]

24. it's a motor n/t

[krispos42]

29. Close enough. Diesel thermodynamic cycle

Let's see... I owe you a quarter, postage is 41 cents, so you owe me 16 cents.

:-)

[RebelSansCause]

30. ah i almost said thermodynamics but i thought motor would suggest that

yay for physics majors :) umm so i see from your profile that you are from Minnesota. i am from new york. so, how about i will meet you in the men's bathroom of the Minneapolis airport? just read up on what larry craig did and i am sure you will be able to identify me. i'll be the plainclothes police officer. i'll ask you how you plead, you say "guilty" and that's the secret code. k? of course, you must first openly proclaim yourself a bigoted hypocrite. kk, see you then :P :rofl: (:woohoo: i love winning money)

:toast::toast::toast::toast::toast::toast::toast::toast::toast::toast::toast::toast::toast::toast::toast::toast::toast:
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[jeff30997]

32. Too bad you don't live in Canada...

Postage is 52 cents over here and with the US dollar at 0,9659 Canuckistanian $ you would make a nice profit and spend some vacation in Hawaii.:)

[SPKrazy]

10. of course you are right

are there people who think otherwise

:rofl:


:popcorn:


:P

[Gormy Cuss]

12. That's about the most naive if not flat out idiotic OP that I've ever seen on the topic.

You still use toilet paper? Why do you hate Gaia?

[6000eliot]

18. Then I guess the question becomes, "which hand?"

[Gormy Cuss]

21. Hand? Freeper.

What do you think leaves are for, moran?

[Jamastiene]

14. Actually, I am in total agreement with you on that.

It irritates me and takes extra time if someone puts it on backwards, because either I have to correct their mistake or take extra time to get some toilet paper off the roll backwards.

Now, THAT ^ is how you start a flame war. :evilgrin:
:popcorn:

[SoxFan]

16. Nice ost, Pol Potty

[quip]

26. Ooooo, I'm a sucker for good potty humor, and that's

good potty humor!

:rofl:

[Crabby Appleton]

19. Vertical Toilet Paper Holder for me

http://www.vintagetub.com/asp/product_detail.asp?item_no=k-6818pb

[mockmonkey]

27. Clockwise or Counter-clockwise? n/t

[rug]

20. More importantly, do you wad it or fold it to wipe?

[bigwillq]

23. I agree.

:)

[bluedigger]

25. PLANET HATER!!!

All responsible caring denizens of Mother Gaia know the only environmentally sound method is to use corn cobs from recycled ethonol waste! A dark one first, and then a light one to see if you need another dark one... (My greatgrandfather taught me that!)

[jeff30997]

33. ROFLMAO!!!

OMFG!You're killing me! :rofl:

[billyskank]

28. You can't start a flame war on purpose.

Not in the Lounge, anyway. In GD or GDP you probably can quite easily. Over here, they just happen of their own volition, and who can predict what will be the next subject of one?

[TrogL]

31. I've never understood what it's used for

other than entertaining cats and small children.

[jeff30997]

35. You ignorant fool !

The current administration made it clear:It's used to write Constitutions.:)

[Generic Brad]

34. If you purposely want a flame war, here is what you get