There is something seriously wrong with the world.

[billyskank]

I just beat my brother at pool. Not by a little. I thrashed him.

That never happens.

:scared:

[In_The_Wind]

1. maybe he let you win

[rug]

2. You picked up a bug in America.

[Inchworm]

3. He may be juicing you

for the big wager :D

:hi:

[Oeditpus Rex]

4. Obviously

You're supposed to be playing snooker. :)

[SOteric]

5. His jealousy distracted him,

'cause it was you and not him that got to take the inaugural dump in your mum's new toilet.

:7

[billyskank]

6. Actually he was cheesed about that.

He wanted to do it. :rofl:

[Deja Q]

7. Was he taking steroids and revealed his balls got smaller?

:hide: