The next person to ask me why everything is so expensive is going to get hurt.

[XemaSab]

Like, all the cheap shit at the costume store went last week, asshole. :P

[jeff30997]

1. Why everything is so expensive ?

Now spank me.:)

[Whoa_Nelly]

2. I think your line , including "Asshole", works quite well!

Go for it! :evilgrin:

[DarkTirade]

3. Heh, that reminds me of one year in high school...

a friend of mine got a job at K-Mart right before christmas. This was the same year that everyone discovered those 'icicle' lights. And everybody wanted them. He would hear the question, "Do you have any icicle lights?" every five minutes for weeks on end.

So every now and then one of us would suddenly turn to him and say, "Hey, you got any icicle lights?" :P

[Ellen Forradalom]

4. Or the boyfriend who delivered the Chicago Reader

Every week, every place he dropped off bundles of papers, he'd be asked, "Is that this week's Reader?"

"No, we liked last week's issue so much, we reprinted it."

[XemaSab]

5. "Do you have any costumes for men?"

and "What do you think I should be?" are other favorites. :P

[Ellen Forradalom]

6. Answers

A) Yes, this nice drag-queen outfit is endorsed by The Lady Bunny.
B) A big pink puckering butthole. This way, please.

[In_The_Wind]

7. How about:

Would this look good on me?






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