"Is that a different kind of religion?"

[YellowRubberDuckie]

So, we went to Texas Roadhouse for dinner. We ordered steaks, and when the server brought them, she asked, "Would you like any steak sauce?"
I replied, "No, Steak Sauce is a sacrilege. You don't put that crap on a good steak!" and smiled at her.
She said, "Is that some kind of different religion?" I stopped breathing I was laughing so hard.
She just started at me, and I said, "No, no steak sauce, thanks," when I finally could breathe again.
I was totally joking. Who is that gullible?
Great steak, though...
But just so you know, steak sauce really is a sacrilege if the steak is cooked correctly.
Duckie

[Blue-Jay]

1. Fuckin' with the "help" is always hilarious.

[JVS]

2. .

:popcorn:

[Maine-ah]

3. eh, I waitress a few nights a week

I don't have any problems with some guy pullin' my leg. I usually get a better tip out of those folks too. But you have to admit, she was a bit of a spoon in the drawer of knives.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

5. Thank you...

I did tip her well....

[YellowRubberDuckie]

4. We tipped her well....

Does that help?
Normally servers get my usage of "big words". I wasn't messing with her at all, until she had a ditz moment...
Duckie

[YellowRubberDuckie]

6. Kick...

Because I think the Monday evening crowd needs to read it...:evilgrin:
Duckie

[ceile]

7. OMG!

That almost sounds made up, but then again, I have been to a Texas Roadhouse...:rofl:

[YellowRubberDuckie]

8. I swear....It happened....

I almost thought I was dreaming...especially after how wonderful the steak was...:evilgrin:
Duckie