Distract me for ten minutes so I won't eat the homemade bread

[Ellen Forradalom]

before it cools off enough to slice it.

[Haole Girl]

1. Okay...

What is your favorite movie? :hi:

[Haole Girl]

2. Ellen? Hello?

Either:

1. You have me on ignore...

or,

2. You have your mouth stuffed with bread!

:rofl:

[Ellen Forradalom]

3. Hmmhphmmpphm mphmmph?

Hmmphhhmmp hmhpmhhp hphmhmm

[Haole Girl]

4. Yeah...

I figured that! lol :9

[Rowdyboy]

5. I can almost smell it.....

....................................................

[Ellen Forradalom]

10. Homemade bread is a compelling argument

to continue living.

[Rowdyboy]

12. I've always heard that the best gift you can give a new neighbor is a loaf of....

unbaked bread. When he/she bakes it, the whole house suddenly smells like home.

[Cabcere]

6. I have the perfect solution, Ellen.

Give ME the homemade bread. ;) I'll totally keep it safe...in my belly! :evilgrin:

[Ellen Forradalom]

9. Yeah...but what happens

when I ask you to give it back?

[Cabcere]

11. Oh...you mean I'd have to give it back?

:silly: See, I thought I'd be, like, adopting your bread or something...haha. :crazy: Enjoy! :hi:

[flvegan]

7. Is this where I interject a suggestion about oral sex?

"Cooling off" aside?

[Ellen Forradalom]

8. You can interject

between two slices of bread!

[flvegan]

13. I'd rather interject between two

Nevermind. I shouldn't.

[krispos42]

15. Or a certain type of mexican dish?

:hide:

[regnaD kciN]

14. Oral sex between two slices of bread...?

:wow:

[texanwitch]

16. That reminds me that I have some frozen bread loafs in the freezer.

I will have to bake it tomorrow.

[Adsos Letter]

17. THINK LONG-TERM...

...AVOID THE DESIRE FOR INTANT GRATIFICATION!!!

I bet it's too late, though...

:D

[Ellen Forradalom]

19. Just say MMMPHPHH

to warm home made bread.

[Adsos Letter]

20. well...did you apply butter and honey?

...cause now I'm jonesin' for some homemade bread...and the wife already went to bed...so you need to send me some over the internets...

I have my own butter and honey...

:D

[mwooldri]

18. The lolcats at icanhascheezburger.com will keep you distracted long enough (nt).

[Capn Sunshine]

21. This is so synchronomous

I've decided to pick up the torch and make my own bread like all the men in my family before me.

Would you PM me your bread recipe?

[Ellen Forradalom]

22. Get a copy of 'English Bread and Yeast Cookery' by Elizabeth David

and follow her basic bread rule.

All kinds of fascinating reading in there, by the way. Elizabeth David was one of those writers on domestic topics who felt their reading public had a brain despite being mostly female.