cuke
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Mon Nov-12-07 01:27 AM
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| My mean mom won't let me put my meat in the lasagna |
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She keeps calling me an animal and says she's going to kill me
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| Capn Sunshine
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Mon Nov-12-07 01:30 AM
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| 1. Lock the knife drawer , dude |
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Edited on Mon Nov-12-07 01:31 AM by Capn Sunshine
Your meat should be safe unless your family name is Bobbit. Then you have to hide her purse as well.
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| GoddessOfGuinness
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Mon Nov-12-07 01:32 AM
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| 2. She'd leave you alone if you'd stop calling her "Meat". |
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Mon Nov-12-07 01:32 AM
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| 3. Please tell your Mother that if the dish fails to contain meat then it it is NOT, |
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by definition, lasagna.
Please also inform your "mother" that if she does not quit calling unfavorable attention to the ILC (International Long pasta council) that she will die in some sort of "squirty" fashion.
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Mon Nov-12-07 01:41 AM
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| 4. Yeah! I think I get what you're saying! |
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Edited on Mon Nov-12-07 01:42 AM by Indi Guy
But I haven't heard from the "Short pasta council" -- Have I!???
Only joking ;-)
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| leeroysphitz
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Mon Nov-12-07 01:48 AM
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| 5. OK. You just made the "LIST" pal... |
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Mon Nov-12-07 02:47 AM
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| 6. That;s what I tell her |
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but then she tells me lasagna is supposed to have TOMATO sauce
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