Ketchup Advisory Board members, check in!

[derby378]

I'm a life-tenured board member representing the Southwest Division. Sound off!

[derby378]

1. Dude, where is everyone?

Now, I know I'm not the only one on DU. What's your preference? Heinz? Hunt's? Del Monte? One of those organic brands? Don't be shy.

[lost-in-nj]

2. I am a newbie from the north east..

and i thought it was Catsup!!!!




lost

[derby378]

3. That's cool...

We are accommodating! :toast:

[recoveringdittohed]

4. An amazing comeback by Ketchup after nearly being declared a vegetable

Almost pronounced a vegetable by the Reagan Administration in 1981, yet still going strong.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ketchup_as_a_vegetable

[redqueen]

5. Heinz is the best.

All that other stuff is crap!

[BarenakedLady]

6. Seconded.

[XemaSab]

7. Life is flowing...

like ketchup on French Toast... :9

[redqueen]

8. That's a joke, right?

Ketchup on french toast? Really?!

[XemaSab]

9. It's a real ketchup advisory board commercial.

There are many uses for ketchup. :)

[WritingIsMyReligion]

10. I like ketchup, but I put it on hot dogs.

:evilgrin:

[derby378]

11. There is no shame in that at all

:hi:

[flvegan]

12. Heinz Organic. No HFCS.

Yummy.

[NoPasaran]

13. Could the Ketchup Advisory Board please do SOMETHING

About those fart-like sounds the newfangled plastic ketchup bottles make when they're squeezed. The children! Will no one think of the children!

[derby378]

15. Have you tried those upside-down plastic bottles?

I seem to get a little less "ketchup flatulence" when I use those. Your mileage may vary.

But honestly, I wish they'd bring back glass bottles. Better for the environment, and easier to recycle. And I don't have to worry about that empty plastic Heinz bottle winding up in that "dead zone" in the Pacific.

[JVS]

14. you betcha

[JVS]

16. From the board

TR: Blowing them just feels more fulfilling to me, Barb. It just feels really really good.

SS: But you're blowing them onto the neighbor's yard.

TR: So?

SS: Is that fair?

TR: Barb, life is not fair. Fairness is not a concept found in nature. It's an artificial concept introduced by left-wing bleeding hearts.

SS: You've been listening to AM radio again, haven't you.

TR: I have. Yes.

SS: I told you not to do that, Jim. You tune in those talk shows and you're already pissed off because you're stuck in traffic and by the time you come home, you're ready to bomb other nations into submission. How would you feel if Mr. Hulsen blew his leaves over into our yard?

TR: I donno. I guess I'd be blinded by fury and go over there and tear him from limb to limb.

SS: But Mr. Hulsen is younger and more agile than you, Jim.

TR: I guess I'd have to take a gun, then.

SS: Jim----- honey ------I just wonder if you're getting enough Catchup. Catchup contains natural mellowing agents that help you gain perspective on what's really important.

TR: Maybe you're right. Let me just get this last corner, first---- (ENGINE START UP, AND FADE)

http://prairiehome.publicradio.org/programs/20030927/scripts/catchup.shtml