Something to ask your freeper coworkers/family/etc

[anti_shrub]

I was pondering this after hearing freepers calling in to the AM shows completely offended by Boob Scandal 2004.

Did the .0000000000001 seconds of Janet's boob really scar your children for life as much as the roughly 100 million commercials for limp weenie pills?

I know the one that mentioned that erections lasting longer than 4 hours require medical attention bothered me more than a flash of well shaped teat.

[kalian]

1. This country is mentally disturbed....

they freak out over a tit...and ugly one at that...yet the movie
"American Pie" is one of the all-time favorite teen movies...
:eyes:

Americans need to let go over their sexual inhibitions...not that
you'd notice...

[Purrfessor]

2. Wow! Help me out here.

What kind of medical device is designed to de-energize a 4+ hour erection?

Or, should the question read: How many scantily-clad nurses does it take to satisfy a 4+ hour erection?

Keep in mind that the nurses can be either male, or female depending on the patient's sexual preference.

[DODI]

3. I think the ad said "call your doctor if it lasts more than 4 hours"

[flamingyouth]

4. It usually entails a trip to the ER

:scared:

[MasonJar]

5. America should be worried about Michael Powell. n/t