Anyone wanna divorce me?

[HEyHEY]

My harem is getting too big.

[Bunny]

1. Sure I'll divorce you.

But first I'd like to get to know you a little better! ;)

[HEyHEY]

3. Hmm, okay I like long walks romanitc..oh wait I'm trying to divorce

I drink lots, have a gambling problem and eat a lot of garlic.

[Bunny]

14. Yes let's talk about you.

You're drinkin' up all MY booze, taking MY gamblin' money, and eatin' MY garlic! Now if you'd a just got your own booze, money and garlic, I wouldn't have had to divorce ya! It's all your fault, I'm telling ya!

[Endangered Specie]

2. I want half of everything you own!

[HEyHEY]

5. Do you have a garbage bag to carry it in?

[codegreen]

4. get out of my life n/t

n/t

[HEyHEY]

6. With pleasure you harpee!

[Exultant Democracy]

7. Alright, but I get Canada, you will have to move to the U.S.

[HEyHEY]

10. Oh this will be an ugly custody battle

[Exultant Democracy]

15. Fat Charlie the Arch Angel files for divorce

he says "Will this take up a year of my life, and then there still all that weight to be lost."

[Lizz612]

8. YES!

Why else would your stuff be all over the front lawn?

[HEyHEY]

12. I don't know I thought you were redecorating

You better not have wrecked my beach boys 8 tracks!

[Lizz612]

22. I don't know and I don't care

All I know is they were dropped out a third story window.

[Mercurius]

9. I'll divorce you. Truth is,

I've been cheating on you.

I still want half. I don't remember signing a pre-nup!

[HEyHEY]

11. Is it larry? No its Carl Rove!

[MercutioATC]

13. Hey! Now that you're single....

[HEyHEY]

16. It's too late they already got my stuff

Bastards! Them and their sneaky lawyer

[MercutioATC]

19. Welll, I like you and all, but I wasn't proposing a tryst with you....

I thought a Mercurius/Mercutio thing might work.


sorry...


;)

[Whitacre D_WI]

17. I have something to tell you, HEyHEY.

I've been sleeping with your brother.

And he's better than you.

A LOT better.

Well-hung, too.

It's over, bub.

[HEyHEY]

18. Yeah well he's also better looking than me! So take that!

[Whitacre D_WI]

20. So's a puddle of tepid puke.

I KEED!

[HEyHEY]

21. Now you remind me of my mother

she used to say sweet things like that to me all the time.

[put out]

25. And, while we're at it, let's talk about your mother!

And don't you EVER again tell me I remind you of HER. You might be O.K. But, your mother! Baby, cut them apron strings before the next wonderful woman you meet (who will in no way be quite as fine as I) will also divorce you because of the OTHER, Mother woman.

Of course, I'm sure your mom is a peach. Mine is.

[Terwilliger]

23. I break with thee! Ibreak with thee! I break with thee!

Now I must throw doggy-poopy on your shoes.

[IronLionZion]

24. Sure, but I get the stereo