DoveTurnedHawk
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Tue Feb-03-04 03:10 AM
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LOL. Whaddaya Do When Your Ex-Girlfriend Shows Up in Playboy? |
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Edited on Tue Feb-03-04 03:35 AM by DoveTurnedHawk
Link removed for privacy reasons after receiving a PM pointing something out to me.
But hypothetically...whaddaya do? ;-)
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Tue Feb-03-04 03:13 AM
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Mini-me was your ex-girlfriend?
Oh wait... NOW I get it! Congrats!! You'll be able to tell people about that for the rest of your life!
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DoveTurnedHawk
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Tue Feb-03-04 03:18 AM
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3. Rest of My Life? No Way! |
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Edited on Tue Feb-03-04 03:35 AM by DoveTurnedHawk
I am laughing my ass off tonight. I am seriously dying. I just got back from Meetup after having a few drinks, and there in my Inbox is a message from my friend, "Dude, isn't that your ex?"
Laughing. My. Ass. Off.
DTH, Who's Happily Engaged
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Tue Feb-03-04 03:56 AM
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8. My blood runs cold...My angel is a centerfold |
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Angel is a centerfold.
Nah Nah NaNah Nah Na Na
Nah Nah Nah NaNa Nah Nah Nah
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DoveTurnedHawk
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Tue Feb-03-04 04:02 AM
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9. That Song Totally Ran Through My Mind |
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I'm actually getting a kick out of it, though. :D
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regnaD kciN
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Tue Feb-03-04 04:47 AM
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12. I see lots of us had the same thought... |
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Tue Feb-03-04 03:13 AM
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2. Show it to all your friends? |
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And say, "I was with HER."
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DoveTurnedHawk
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Tue Feb-03-04 03:19 AM
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4. Actually, SHE Was With ME |
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Edited on Tue Feb-03-04 03:36 AM by DoveTurnedHawk
Just kidding.
:evilgrin:
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Tue Feb-03-04 03:44 AM
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Come on, don't be shy...
Where's the pic?
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regnaD kciN
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Tue Feb-03-04 04:52 AM
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13. At least give us the page number! |
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Tue Feb-03-04 03:45 AM
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6. I'd choke the chicken for old time's sake. |
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Tue Feb-03-04 03:51 AM
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1) Congratulate yourself that you're the type of person who actually *could* go out with someone like that, and 2) Congratulate yourself that you're no longer with someone who actually *would* do something like that?
Either way, you win... ;-)
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Tue Feb-03-04 04:02 AM
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That is actually very cool of you to say. :-)
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regnaD kciN
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Tue Feb-03-04 04:46 AM
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11. As they used to sing... |
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Oh no, I can't deny it. Oh yeah, I guess I got to buy it!
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Tue Feb-03-04 04:54 AM
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14. Mini me is her new boyfriend? |
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She got paid $10,000.00 dollars plus a bit part actor.
You did good she didn't deserve you.
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Tue Feb-03-04 06:10 AM
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15. Could be worse. I got an exGF who works for Clear Channel |
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She's been DJing for them for 3+ years now and they still have her on part time for barely above minimum wages. She's actually pretty good over the air and I'm sure she brings in lots of listeners, but they'll never treat her right. Rrrrg, typical rightwing company.
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Tue Feb-03-04 08:38 AM
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2. scan a couple pics and email them to me (daveteegarden@yahoo.com). It's OK I have DSL.
3. remember that you are one of the guys who didn't have to pay $3.95 to see her naked.
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Tue Feb-03-04 09:52 AM
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17. Just Imagine her in a Hugh Hefner Sandwich |
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With her bunny playmates. I hear Hugh initiates all those little bunnies. He must eat viagra like skittles!
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Tue Feb-03-04 10:25 AM
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Skittles eats viagra?? :o
That might explain why she's always so feisty. ;):D
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Tue Feb-03-04 09:58 AM
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18. Get her to autograph it |
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Tue Feb-03-04 10:03 AM
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19. Be glad she didn't show up in fat and nasty |
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unless you're into fat and nasty that is.
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Tue Feb-03-04 10:17 AM
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Edited on Tue Feb-03-04 10:27 AM by Kamika
If so.. you win in life
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Tue Feb-03-04 10:18 AM
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21. A girl my son dated once, became a stripper.. |
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He and his friends from work went to this club after work one night, and after a while, who's on stage but "K" his ex-girlfriend.. The real kicker... My son's BEST friend who's with him is HER BROTHER..
He FREAKED out, ran on stage, grabbed her by the hair and wrapped her in his coat..
Then he took her straight to their parent's house and deposited her in the living room, sans his coat..
True, she was 18, but she was still in high school..
The most horrible part of her story, is that she ended up with implants (she had a gorgeous dancer/cheerleader body..
She moved out of her parent's house and in with the strip club manager, and even though she supposedly makes "thousands" a week, she still calls my son occasionally to chat, and always ends up crying because she's broke and wants to leave the guy, but can't.. (she's 24)
and she had a scholarship to college that she blew off to do this..
It's sad..
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