CAPTION this useless piece of White House furniture

[Fenris]

"Man, I can't believe Coffee Anan is right here, in my living room, chatting it up with reporters and telling them how charmed he is to meet me, especially after I took his ass to the cleaners last year and made my own war against the pseudo-commie Iraquois dictator Saddam Hussein. I bet we could be best friends. I don't know why everyone hates me...I mean, I'm the most friendliest fellow I know. I mean, all I ask from my friends is that they are honest, dignitious, and bend to my will like a steel beam under Anna Nicole. I mean, what are friends for? If their my friends, their for manipulating.

I hope the folks in this country are enjoying this, because this is the only black president this country is ever going to see."

[underpants]

1. I detect a more somber mood than the last time

[Maddy McCall]

3. Body Language is 90% of what we communicate

Kofi Annan's legs are crossed away from Bush, meaning that, although he may be listening to Bush, Annan is not receptive to Bush's message.

[denverbill]

11. "The adults are back in charge." Yeah, right, whatever.

[Laughing Mirror]

2. Mr. Secretary, Do you have colored folks in Ghana?

[Bertha Venation]

4. Hmph. Black guy. Wonder what's for lunch. Hm. Where's Barney? Hm.

Ham would be good. None of that Switzer cheese though. They cheat you with those holes. Hm. Black guy's still talking.

[Rabrrrrrr]

5. "Wow - a real black guy here in the White House, with me,

the presidentialary. I mean, yeah, I saw lots of black folk in the national guard when i was defending us against 'Nam, but those were all, like, American black people, and daddy told me they didn't matter anyway. But this guy - he's like original, really from Blacklandica, which I think is south of the US. I wonder if I should ask him if they have white peple in his country? Does he have a country, or is it all just open plains with fighting zebras and pandas and stuff? Karl told me I couldn't ask about it, though. I wonder why? I'm just curious, you know? I bet his wife goes topless, like the black women in Uncle Dick's National Gee-gosh-aphicals. I bet that's pretty funny. Ha ha. I wonder what he's been saying? Oh, well, Karl will tell me later, and let me know what my postiion is, anyway. Hey - I just realized - if I have a beer with lunch, that still leaves with 5 for the rest of the day. I don't need to drink 3 at supper and then 3 before bed. I'm gonna run this across Dick, see what he thinks. I don't know why they won't let me have one at lunch, and just have five later. What's the difference? It's still seven a day. I wonder if Coffee here has ever seen beer? Maybe I should ask him - maybe we could go to Blacklandica, and I'll bring somebeer, and we'll sit out on the plains and watch the women's boobies jingling jangling all over! HA HA HA! (snort snort) Oops, gotta control my laughter, Dick's got a nasty look on him. I wish I could give him a raspberry, that would be funny!! (snicker snicker) Oh, oh, I better excuse myself to the bathroom and giggle there, but this is funny...boobs all jingling jangling. I'm precious."

[streakr]

6. Koffi, I thought I tol' you to go out back and wash the limo!

n/t

[ComerPerro]

7. What the hell kind of smirk is this?

Sort of a "Holy shit, mom is going to kill me when she finds out I did mushrooms!".

Perhaps he is drunkenly realizing how fucked he is, and all he can do is try not to laugh...

He definately looks like he is on something...

[Champion Jack]

8. Look at chimpsters face!!!

Man he looks like unka dicks been beatin' him with that ugly stick!

[rocktivity]

9. Remember this oldie but goodie?

rocknation

[cosmicdot]

10. W thinking: if I look smartlike, he'll think I understand those big words

... here I go ...

[watercolors]

12. Oooops,

I thought you were going to show the dummies'desk!!

[skip fox]

13. W. is "thinking": "Boy. I can't wait to try out my jive-ass rappin'.

Lemme see, I'll start with something about the shorties and blunts then talk up all the cheese I got and the area codes of all my hoes. Yeah. He's going be so surprised, his eyes are gonna pop out. Here we go, then: 'Yo, yo, yo, yo, got a thing about my hoes. Stand up, shorty, and let me see. Yeah, baby's packin' some back. Let me get a crack at that!' Boy, I'm popping some shit! Anin is speechless. Wait'll he hears the hook, 'I still fart when I piss, bitch.' Wow. Now his mouth has dropped open. I'm slaying him. You bet."

[nini]

14. What's up wtih his hair? looks like barney cut it

does anyone know what gel is? Or a decent haircut?

[Flaxbee]

15. LOL - my husband yelled at the TV when this was on:

"COMB YOUR HAIR, GEORGE!!"

Too funny.