Man mauled by dog he tried to........violate

[Loonman]

http://news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,8579692^13762,00.html

A THAI man was mauled when he drunkenly tried to rape a dog which fiercely resisted his advances, news reports said yesterday.

Police in Samut Prakan province, on Bangkok's southeastern fringes, told the Thai Rath newspaper that Toryip Rawang, 33, had been drinking heavily with friends before Monday's incident.

Toryip was questioned by police after residents of the area notified local authorities when they saw the bloodied man walking along a road.

He told police he noticed a brown female stray dog wagging its tail and "acting sexy" and pulled it into some tall grass by the roadside.

[gWbush is Mabus]

1. LOL

He told police he noticed a brown female stray dog wagging its tail and "acting sexy" and pulled it into some tall grass by the roadside.

[Beaker]

20. the slut was obviously asking for it...

cock-teasing bitch.

[BigDaddyLove]

2. Good for her!!!!!!!

.

[GOPisEvil]

3. Oh good grief!!!

A dog wagging its tail and acting sexy? :wtf:

[davidinalameda]

4. holy mary mother of god!

now I've heard everything

[Nay]

25. I've heard it all, too. Unbelievable.

[lovedems]

5. Let's put aside how sick this is...How in the hell does a dog "act sexy"?

OK, now that is sick. I'd say you have to be more than drunk if you want to hump a dog.

[BigDaddyLove]

7. You try spending 25 years in the joint.........

and see how low your bar drops.

:)

[wysimdnwyg]

6. "acting sexy"???

How, exactly, does a dog go about "acting sexy"?

[ScreamingMeemie]

8. This is what we tell our dog Jessie all the time while out on walks

"Quit wagging your tail and acting sexy, someone will take it the wrong way" Thank goodness she listens. Phew~

[GOPisEvil]

13. Are you trying to arouse lonely men with that picture!

How dare you post a picture of your dog acting sexy! x(

[jean]

14. Jessie listens in earnest

[mouse7]

9. Rawang: "That bitch wanted it." n/t

[mccormack98]

16. LOL!

[BR_Parkway]

10. But marriage sanctity is safe - this WAS a male & a female n/t

[Loonman]

11. How can you be drunk enough to rationalize doing that

Yet still be functional enough?

[BOSSHOG]

12. I'm reminded of an amusing bit I heard on the radio

Never have sex with an animal (which hasn't been declawed).

Hunt with a knife. Any pussy can climb up in a tree, dress in camouflage and shoot a deer from a hundred yards.

[TXlib]

15. I think even the "furries" would think this guy has a problem...

[raifield]

32. As one...

...I can say: you're right! Beastiality is not accepted as Furriness in the Furry community.

"Honestly officer, she was asking for it! Wagging her tail suggestively and panting. Really!"

[aquart]

17. Taint the first time.

I knew a woman who adopted a dog found with human semen in her rectum and human blood in her throat.

[Blue-Jay]

18. He likes to f*ck the bitches

^ only time I can get away with saying that here....

[Loonman]

19. Horrifying

[Flubadubya]

35. Yep...

Poor Toryip... sounds like the bitch tore "Yip" a new yip!

[chookie]

21. Santorum warned us about stuff like this!

It's just a small step from liking members of the same sex, sez Rick.

There was an incident in FL a couple of weeks ago, where a guy got caught having sex with a dog (in someone else's yard). Turns out bestiality is NOT illegal in FL!! Gee, I think sodomy is illegal there, but not bestiality.
:wtf:

[BigDaddyLove]

22. He of all people would know about the slippery slope.......

that is bestiality, and how quickly you get sucked into it's 'lifestyle'.

[rocktivity]

23. Bitch.

rocknation

[name not needed]

24. the bitch likes it rough n/t

[brainshrub]

26. I have never been drunk enough to want to have sex with a dog.

I don't what this guy says, he wasn't drunk.

[HEyHEY]

27. Wow, what a creep

[Robb]

28. "Woof" means "no", man.

Some people just can't get it through their heads.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

29. I hope they didn't destroy the dog...

[Blue-Jay]

30. They probably just ate it.

Seriously.

[Loonman]

33. Apparently the dog took off after mauling this guy

They don't destroy dogs, over there, anyway, they eat 'em.

[Red State Rebel]

31. That musta been one wicked pair of beer goggles....n/t

[Bertha Venation]

34. No wonder I haven't the right to marry.

:eyes:

[Bundbuster]

36. Lewd canine behavior 101

I've seen 'em just begging for it.