Is it really so much to ask for a Dyson Sphere for Christmas? Geez.

[Rabrrrrrr]

You'd think I'd asked for the moon, by her reaction.

Stupid sisters. :cry:



All I want is a freakin' Dyson Sphere.

[PeaceNikki]

1. Would the Dyson Stowaway suffice?

Canister vacs are so underrated.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

2. They've been recalled this year.

They containt too much lead.

[GreenPartyVoter]

3. Dang! And just when you really needed one, too!

[DS1]

4. she was 90% done and it was going to be a surprise

it's just that the Chinese FTL fuel she was using crapped out now and then, and a few sats had to be relaunched

asshole

[Fire Walk With Me]

5. You're getting one; she hid it in the nebula.

Sorry to blow the suprise.

[tigereye]

6. and some dark matter for desert...

[leeroysphitz]

7. Well I've got one... Had it for a while now.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=6206647


:)

[quip]

8. Is it vaaary nice?

(I told him we already got one)

Well, uh, can we come up and have a look?

:hi:

[leeroysphitz]

11. Fetche la vache! n/t

[quip]

12. What?

Get the cow.

Oh, fetche la vache!

:hi:

[quip]

9. I'd take a replicator over a Dyson Sphere any day

... programmed with REAL alcohol!

[Fire Walk With Me]

10. I challenge your Replicator to fill my Dyson Sphere with stuff.

:silly:

[quip]

13. I challenge you to PAINT it first

:hi:

[Fire Walk With Me]

14. I see that your Replicator is good at producing straw men.

:crazy: ;)

[quip]

15. If you need a fellatious argument

don't come here!

:hide:

[Fire Walk With Me]

17. I'm up for that sort of argument.

Forgive me- I couldn't resist. :hug: :hi:

[quip]

18. Wood that you did.

:hug: :hi:

[Kutjara]

16. I'd prefer a Niven Ring personally.

Dyson Spheres feel so claustrophobic. I know Niven Rings have less surface area, but my needs are simple, and the view is definitely better.

Also, you don't have to rely on flaky door mechanisms to get off the damned thing.