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Robb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-03-04 04:02 PM
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She got a great rvjlate on her mortpytgage, even with bad crbwfedit!
In my inbox:

Hello. Thank Harley for sending me this link. I would like to inform you that my mortgugate was approved in several hours even with bad crbwfedit.

I got 1.45 % rvjlate and I am happy now.

You can get your mortpytgage in hour also.


Hmm... she must worship a deity named "Harley", so to be on the safe side I will too. All hail Harley! Thank Harley you were able to contact me! Harley died for your sins!

Now then... "mortgugate", could that be like "Watergate"? "crbwfedit"... that must mean something. I've got it! I'll just take away a few letters from each!

She wanted to inform me that her mortgu was approved! Even with bad cwedit!! And she's hunting wabbits!!

I got 1.45 % rvjlate and I am happy now.

Dammit, she's happy... but what about me?!? When does Robb get some rvjlate? What if I want a higher dosage than 1.45%? Does the FDA approve?

You can get your mortpytgage in hour also.

I'm sure she meant "mortgu". Probably a typo. :silly:
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-03-04 04:03 PM
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1. Ahhh...the joys of defeating spam filters...
If only they'd use their powers for good, not evil. :eyes:
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Robb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-03-04 04:06 PM
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3. Are you implying she's insincere?
For Harley's sake, am I not going to get my rvjlate?!? I WANT TO BE HAPPY NOW!!! :D
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-03-04 04:09 PM
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4. Well, you can get your mortpytgage in hour...
...so you can be happy then, but not now. :D
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Robb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-03-04 04:11 PM
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5. Is mortpytgage as good as rvjlate?
If I accept Harley into my heart, I can be happy in hour? :P
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-03-04 04:13 PM
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6. I feel like I'm shopping at IKEA!
Edited on Tue Feb-03-04 04:13 PM by GOPisEvil
Is the mortpytgage chair more comfortable than the rvjlate chair?
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Robb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-03-04 04:19 PM
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8. LOL!! nt
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TXlib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-03-04 04:04 PM
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2. All fucking spammers must fucking hang.
And, like in Hannibal, slice 'em open while they're dangling, and spill their entrails.
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Loonman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-03-04 04:13 PM
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7. wouldje yuo lkie 6 more incehes?
How abut a handjob party?
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bobthedrummer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-03-04 05:06 PM
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9. When I read your subjectline I thought this thread would be about
James Joyce's literature.
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