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Wed Nov-28-07 09:13 PM
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Caught a shoplifter tonight! Ask me anything... |
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Wed Nov-28-07 09:13 PM
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1. Are you keeping him in the basement now? |
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Wed Nov-28-07 09:15 PM
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Tossed him to the curb, banned him for life...
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Wed Nov-28-07 09:14 PM
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2. Will you tell us the story? |
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Wed Nov-28-07 09:16 PM
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if you ask the correct questions...
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Wed Nov-28-07 09:16 PM
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5. How did you catch him? |
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Wed Nov-28-07 09:19 PM
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7. Knew he took the books last week |
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3 very obscure French texts, by George Bataille.
He came in tonight and I confronted him, and he admitted it, paid me the money, then I banned him.
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Wed Nov-28-07 09:22 PM
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9. Wow, you're smooth.... |
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But, c'mon, at least he was cultured!! :rofl:
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Wed Nov-28-07 09:24 PM
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11. He lied first, and left... |
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Then came back. Said he wanted to buy a whole bunch of books to make up for it.
I told him to shop online, it would be safer for him.
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Wed Nov-28-07 09:36 PM
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23. Wow, you really know your books |
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and I do mean *your* books
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Wed Nov-28-07 09:37 PM
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25. I saw him last week in front of the shelf |
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and I knew he had asked about Bataille earlier.
plus his down vest was unzipped when he came in, and zipped when he left.
and his cousin had been in and warned me about him. Weird, I know. But true.
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Thu Nov-29-07 08:24 AM
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83. He stole Bataille? Hmpf. Probably thinks Placide Cappeau de Roquemaure was an atheist, too. |
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Thu Nov-29-07 10:38 AM
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87. What's wrong with Bataille? Hm? |
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I've been wanting to read My Mother for ages...
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Wed Nov-28-07 09:17 PM
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6. What was the title of the book he tried to steal? |
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Wed Nov-28-07 09:20 PM
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8. 3 books by George Bataille |
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translatred from the French. Very obscure...
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Wed Nov-28-07 10:53 PM
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58. I have a Georges Bataille book titled " L'ABBE C" |
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I bought it at a used book store for $3.95 :hi:
carry on. :D
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Wed Nov-28-07 10:55 PM
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60. You sir, have good taste... |
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Wed Nov-28-07 10:57 PM
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62. if i lived in Milwaukee I would have been to your store already |
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about 100 times. seriously.
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Wed Nov-28-07 10:59 PM
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63. There's always online |
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Wed Nov-28-07 11:17 PM
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70. i like browsing in a store though. |
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you should see the STRAND in NYC! :wow:
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Wed Nov-28-07 11:19 PM
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71. OMG! I've heard all about it! |
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Someday I will come there...
:hi:
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Wed Nov-28-07 09:22 PM
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10. Was he at least comparison shoplifting? |
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Wed Nov-28-07 09:24 PM
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12. I think he might have been... |
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Wed Nov-28-07 09:25 PM
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13. Congratulations. You handled that very well. |
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Wed Nov-28-07 09:30 PM
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and I did it with restraint, as my kids and a customer were in the store.
I walked at him making him back out of the store, and I closed the door and handled it outside.
:hi:
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Wed Nov-28-07 09:37 PM
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Believe it or not, in this day and age, you have to be careful about how you handle such situations. If you do the wrong thing, you could end up being sued by the shoplifter.
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Wed Nov-28-07 09:38 PM
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The corporate office stands behind me...
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Wed Nov-28-07 09:40 PM
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31. Yes, you can always count on the home office to back you up |
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mgmt is known for their loyalty
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Wed Nov-28-07 09:43 PM
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35. I have a good boss... |
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Wed Nov-28-07 09:45 PM
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Actually, you're self-employed aren't you? I may be doing that soon.
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Wed Nov-28-07 09:46 PM
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38. I work elswhere during the day. |
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Own my bookstore and work nights and weekends.
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Wed Nov-28-07 10:10 PM
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51. yah this is what I was gonna say |
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You were smoooooth! Good job!
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Wed Nov-28-07 10:16 PM
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Wed Nov-28-07 09:31 PM
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15. Did you spank the shoplifter? |
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Wed Nov-28-07 11:13 PM
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68. what's that line? "A metaphor is like a simile" (nt) |
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Wed Nov-28-07 09:33 PM
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17. Was it a really heavy shop? |
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Must have been hard to lift. Kudos
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Wed Nov-28-07 11:10 PM
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67. that was my original thought |
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gmta and all that. Maybe he should weigh it down with some sandbags or something? :shrug:
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Wed Nov-28-07 09:33 PM
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18. he must be really strong to lift a book store |
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Wed Nov-28-07 09:35 PM
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Someone beat you to it...
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Wed Nov-28-07 09:43 PM
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goddamn need for validation
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Wed Nov-28-07 09:52 PM
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Wed Nov-28-07 10:00 PM
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48. from your mouth to your ear? |
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Wed Nov-28-07 09:33 PM
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19. Very smoothly handled, Retro! |
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Wed Nov-28-07 11:16 PM
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69. oh, so it's okay for HIM to do it |
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Wed Nov-28-07 09:37 PM
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26. Not having read yet, I hope what ever |
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they took they put it down their pants. Did they, huh, huh, god I hope so. Anything down anyones pants drive me nuts.
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Wed Nov-28-07 09:40 PM
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Well, the books were translated from the French.
and you know how those French can be...
:D
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Wed Nov-28-07 09:38 PM
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hope he gets his ass prosecuted
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Wed Nov-28-07 09:40 PM
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32. Only if he comes back... |
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Oh, I thought you said Persecuted...
:hi:
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Wed Nov-28-07 09:39 PM
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29. Did you call the cops and then shoot him/her while on the phone with them? |
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Wed Nov-28-07 09:42 PM
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Last time the paperwork was overwhelming and the lawyers expensive! Plus those hollow points are not cheap...
This time I put him in the dumpster and set him on fire surrounded by burning Harlequin Romance Novels...
:hi:
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Wed Nov-28-07 09:45 PM
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37. Dude...shotgun? Hello? |
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Cheap AND you can't trace 'em.
Sorry someone's stealing/trying to steal from you.
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Wed Nov-28-07 09:48 PM
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39. I know, I reached for the 12 guage sawed off |
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But it was gone.
Turned out the kids were out back taking pot shots at the drunks coming out of the bar next door.
i love my kids...
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Wed Nov-28-07 09:54 PM
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45. You owe me a keyboard. |
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Mine is now soaked in Corona. Bastid.
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Wed Nov-28-07 09:56 PM
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46. Ever see a 9 year old handle a 12 guage recoil? |
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Me neither! It made him fly. Backwards.
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Wed Nov-28-07 09:49 PM
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However... isn't it strange that he offered to buy a lot of books for repentance? He obviously could have afforded the three books he stole... (shaking head)
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Wed Nov-28-07 09:51 PM
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41. Well, as it turns out... |
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I bought a rather large lot of books from someone a few months ago, and they were once his (years ago), and he wants to buy some of them back now.
He thought he could steal them 3 at a time I guess.
All he had to do was be honest and ask, and I would have cut him a good deal. I'm very easy that way...
:hi:
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Wed Nov-28-07 09:56 PM
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47. Ah.... there is always more to the story.... |
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Thanks for the explanation! It is kind of sad when you think about it.... Too bad he had to be so dishonest about it.
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Wed Nov-28-07 11:47 PM
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76. So, this was a little bit like the O.J. Simpson memorabilia heist??? |
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Wed Nov-28-07 09:52 PM
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43. Ever been to this site... |
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49. I thought as an independant store owner you might find it amusing. :) |
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Wed Nov-28-07 10:23 PM
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54. That site is hillarious! |
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Thu Nov-29-07 11:36 AM
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90. Every now and then I'll go back and reread it just for entertainment value |
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even though I only worked retail for two months seven years ago, it's still entertaining as hell. :)
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Wed Nov-28-07 10:03 PM
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50. This thread is useless without a waterboard.... |
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sharpened. :evilgrin:
All seriousness aside, I applaud your aplomb handling of the situation, RL! :hi:
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Wed Nov-28-07 10:14 PM
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The problem with waterboarding in Milwaukee in the winter is that the water freezes and it becomes ice boarding, just another winter sport...
:hi:
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Wed Nov-28-07 10:25 PM
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55. I know what you mean! Same here in Minneapolis |
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And at that point, you are providing FREE entertainment! (no beer, though...)
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How are you doing in this cold and wintery weather?
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92. Well, you can always duck into a Men's Rm to warm up. |
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Wed Nov-28-07 10:44 PM
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56. ummmm - if you thought |
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*I* was shoplifting . . .
would you search me??
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59. Did you yell, "Swarm! Swarm!" in true Jerry Seinfeld fashion? |
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Wed Nov-28-07 11:07 PM
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64. You should have cut his head off. |
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66. Is it really shoplifting if you take a book by a French Philosopher? |
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The only thing cheaper is the audio version on 8-track spoken by Yoko Ono.
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Wed Nov-28-07 11:20 PM
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73. Sorry about that, Retro... |
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but I'm so glad you caught me, tied me up, and will begin your torture and inquisition process later tonight. I'm also glad you permitted me to type out this post with my nose.
Damn it, I really REALLY wanted that copy of "The Babysitters Club: Volume 6". I've been naughty, haven't I?
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Thu Nov-29-07 07:15 AM
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78. naughty girls need punishment |
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75. No tazing? I'm disappointed in you |
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79. Left my Taser at Olive Garden |
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Thu Nov-29-07 08:19 AM
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82. I'm surprised the thread got this far without asking about tasers |
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unless I missed something above...
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Thu Nov-29-07 06:51 AM
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77. ok -- i've just swooned from the heroics -- and i'm gonna need reviving. |
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do you think you could be here by 4?
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80. I'll catch a flight... |
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81. k -- that'll give me time to go to the gym, dust and run the vac -- |
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then faint -- do what you must to bring me round.
thank you in advance -- :smoke: :hug: :smoke:
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Thu Nov-29-07 09:05 AM
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84. THIS is why you always ask, "May I help you sir or are you just here to shoplift?" |
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86. Should I get the gimp? |
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88. Guess you could definitely say that he was... |
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94. Actually, that was one of the books! |
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Thu Nov-29-07 10:44 AM
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89. the idea of stealing books when you have the cash is so uncool |
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well, the idea of stealing books period is very uncool as well.
I guess that kind of stuff is just the cost of doing business for yourself or with the public. Sounds like you handled it well!
Just be safe.
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91. Did you, um, throw the book at him or her? |
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edited to add the possibility of a female shoplifter.
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and yes, I tossed the book at his head...
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Fri Nov-30-07 05:37 PM
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98. What were you wearing at the time of the incident? |
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and do you have any pictures?
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