Democrats Somehow Lose Primaries

[Paragon]

WASHINGTON, DC—In a surprising last-minute upset, all seven Democratic presidential hopefuls somehow lost the Democratic primaries Tuesday.

..."We're going to keep fighting," Kerry said. "I'm not going to throw in the towel just because I have no idea how it is even remotely possible for all of us to lose our own primary."

..."I'd like to thank everyone who worked so hard on my campaign," Dean said. "I'll need your continued support as we go to Michigan, to Washington, to Maine... With your help, I know this campaign, or one of the Democratic campaigns, can take those primaries."

...After polls closed Tuesday evening, Democratic Party officials were ready to concede defeat, but no one was sure to whom the concession call should be made.

http://www.theonion.com/4005/top_story.html

[bobbieinok]

1. sounds about right after reading posts here this afternoon

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[Anwen]

2. God I love The Onion

:D

[lancdem]

3. I love the Onion

[DK666]

4. Holy Cow wheres Bev.

BBV strikes again.

[charlie]

5. Gawd, that is great

I'm dyin' and cryin' here. Hee! :)

[dtseiler]

6. Infographic about Patriot Act is good too. n/t