It has come to my attention that some people here doubt my saintliness

[taterguy]

What the fuck is wrong with you people?

Give me one good reason that I'm not a saint.

[kwassa]

1. St. Taterguy, I doubt you not.

We need a good icon to pray to, however.

and a figurine for our dashboards.

[taterguy]

3. How about me in my most saintly pose?

What else do you need / want?

[madinmaryland]

2. Dude, you are no Saint, and I know a Saint...

:hi:

[puerco-bellies]

4. All across the dingy basements of the heartland.

You can hear the wet sounds of freeper heads exploding.

Love that picture

[taterguy]

9. The guy that never really stood up for what he believed in?

The guy that had so much undelivered promise?

A great president but oh what might have been

[Ikonoklast]

5. You can prove your saintliness by getting yourself

Martyred.


I suggest getting licked to death by righteous Christian virgins.

[taterguy]

6. Getting licked by Christians too ugly to get laid?

I don't think so

[Ikonoklast]

7. Finding cute ones is the easy part

It's the 'virgin' thing that may cause some trouble.

[taterguy]

8. Kick so the dueling copycats make a little more sense

[DarkTirade]

10. I've never doubted your saintliness.

I do, however, doubt your taterness. :P

[philosophie_en_rose]

11. Have you performed two miracles verified by Vatican officials?

:rofl:

[Midlodemocrat]

12. You smoke. Saints don't. (nt)

:hide:

[matcom]

14. hey *I* smoke!

does this really mean.... :cry:

[Midlodemocrat]

15. Deal breaker. TM doesn't like smoking.

Sorry.

[taterguy]

17. Tobacco is pure natural goodness provided in abundance here by the grace of God

Except for all the chemicals and crap they add to cigarettes that I try not to think about

[datasuspect]

13. you haven't been beatified.

[taterguy]

16. Kerouac is overrated