Bush vs. a ham sandwich - Who (or which) would make a better President?

[UrbScotty]

Provided the ham sandwich is a natural-born US citizen, has been a citizen for fourteen years - and is thirty-five years old.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

1. I have it on good word that the HAM sandwich took a corporate contribution

from a mustard company owned by Kraft foods. The ham sandwich is unpure and not kosher (yeah yeah..I know..redundant) If we vote for the ham sandwich there will be no difference. The ham sandwich just sat there on it's plate when it should have been acting. The voters deserve a real choice. Why was quiche not invited to the debates?

[Bronco69]

3. ROFLMAO!

Excellent! :-)

[Robb]

13. It's time for ham sammich to drop out of the race.

Ham sammich's attacks on the AWOL issue are the worst kind of election-year politics. Further, I don't think the Skull and Bone-In issue is something good Democrats can ignore.

ABHS. Slam the ham in 2004!

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

18. OMG..I read Dingbat's post..I laugh so hard

I go potty in my pants.

And I can't wait til he gets out of the race...I am sick of all that Hamm spam.

[Whitacre D_WI]

2. I like to eat ham sandwiches, I like to eat...

...oh wait, no sex threads.

Eh. Six of one.

[girl gone mad]

4. How about..

Bush v. a Hamm sandwich?

[Blue-Jay]

5. What kind of cheese is on the sammich? Swiss?

Swiss cheese unites sandwich eaters, rather than dividing them.

[KamaAina]

6. Breaking: Lieberman turns down VP slot on ham sandwich ticket

citing issues of "kosher incompatibility".

Ham sandwich campaign press secretary O. N. Rye replied, "(yawn)".

:-)

[citizen snips]

7. Bush would eat the ham sandwich before it is elected.

And another stolen election.

[Blue-Jay]

8. Yes, then the SCOTUS would say that it was going to get eaten anyhow.

(_|_)

[UrbScotty]

9. Who the heck voted Bush? (nt)

[RobertSeattle]

10. Maybe they thought shrub, as in plant...

Or another Freeper trap!

Freeper...
Here Freeper...
Frepper...
Here Freeper...

[virgdem]

11. The ham sandwich wins - hams down.

eom

[bubba_fett]

12. After the first 100 days the mayonnaise will turn

Then the media will have a field day.

[salinen]

14. Hammies dropping out of the race

to go to work for a large pharmaceutical company that he helped draft legislation for. Anyone can grease hammies hoof.

[KamaAina]

15. So I guess it isn't Black Forest ham

Provided the ham sandwich is a natural-born US citizen

Virginia ham would be nice; it'd help us carry the South :-)

[Selwynn]

16. Bush has been a great President.

FOR ME TO POOP ON.

[onebigbadwulf]

17. Ham sandwich can't appoint fundie judges or sign

declarations for war,
medicare change,
or bills to lower taxes.


Ham sandwiches can't make deficits.

[greendog]

19. Anyone remember Ham, the first chimp in space?

Anyone want to forget *, the first chimp in the White House?

[NoPasaran]

20. A 35 year old ham sandwich

would probably be the first Green in the White House.

[Lisa]

22. actually, I saw just such an item in our cafeteria at work!

Probably pre-dates the building's construction, too.

[Exultant Democracy]

21. Well since I'm a vegetarian I would go for the bush

I would vote for a blueberry bush first, but there are other bushes that I also don't have a problem with. The only bush less qualified then the sandwich contains a lot more ham then it does.

[banana republican]

23. RUBEN SANDWITCH.........

[kid_nz]

24. an open faced club...a sand wedge! n/t

[greatauntoftriplets]

25. Who are the two people who voted for Bush?

:shrug:

[Blue-Jay]

27. We can discount them as being "Sandwich-Bashers"

Damn Sammich-Haters.

[terrya]

26. The ham sandwich wouldn't carry on about the "sanctity of marriage"

The ham sandwich wouldn't treat gay people as second class citizens.

The ham sandwich...on any kind of bread...would make a far better President than Bush.

Terry