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Fri Nov-30-07 11:16 PM
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How do you deal with people who scream "Hitler!" during sex? |
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Fri Nov-30-07 11:17 PM
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Fri Nov-30-07 11:26 PM
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Fri Nov-30-07 11:27 PM
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3. I wouldn't worry unless she has the 'stache... |
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Fri Nov-30-07 11:56 PM
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4. Try shouting "Ghengis Kahn" or "Vlad the Impaler" in the heat of the moment |
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In other words, right back at them.
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Sat Dec-01-07 12:16 AM
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5. I just go in even fuhrer |
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Sat Dec-01-07 12:28 AM
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6. I don't have sex with them. |
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Sat Dec-01-07 12:31 AM
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7. If they're screaming anything, then clearly the gag isn't tight enough |
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Didn't you learn knots back in Boy Scouts?
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Sat Dec-01-07 12:33 AM
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8. Well, it's better than HitME, I guess |
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Sat Dec-01-07 12:37 AM
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9. That happen to you a lot, does it? nt |
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Sat Dec-01-07 12:53 AM
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10. I consider it poor form to arbirarily invoke Godwin's law to end the exchange.. |
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Hitler!Ha! The session is over! Nope, doesn't work that way.
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Sat Dec-01-07 02:43 AM
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11. Change your name to something else. |
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Sat Dec-01-07 06:25 AM
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12. I had to break up with her |
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Edited on Sat Dec-01-07 06:25 AM by Kucinich4America
The screaming "Hitler" part was bad enough, but when she started "Sieg Heiling" right in the middle of everything and busted one of my ribs, that was over the line!
That was the last time I dated a Republican.
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Sat Dec-01-07 07:33 AM
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Friend of mine told be about Dr.Drew shows (with Adam Carolla) and this guy calls in. His girlfriend wanted him to be more vocal. He didn't know what to say so at the moment of climax he screamed out SCREWPIG!
Awkward silence followed and he wanted to know how Dr.Drew thought he should handle it.
Drew recommended communication like that isn't how he GOT in this situation.
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Sat Dec-01-07 09:59 AM
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14. Ask her if her name is Eva... |
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Sat Dec-01-07 10:00 AM
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Sat Dec-01-07 10:02 AM
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17. Hitler was a lucky guy... one lucky |
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one testicled guy...
I'm sure she'd rather look at me saluting her...
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Sat Dec-01-07 11:09 AM
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Just saw Blazing Saddles again for the first time in a loooong time. Madeline Kahn is awesome!
That movie is 25 years old and could be even more controversial today! :shrug:
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Sat Dec-01-07 10:00 AM
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15. I have the opposite problem. If he doesn't scream 'Hitler' it isn't any good for me. |
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Sat Dec-01-07 10:04 AM
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18. First, I'd count my testicles. |
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Sat Dec-01-07 10:05 AM
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19. I beat you to it, nah nanny-na naah! |
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Sat Dec-01-07 10:10 AM
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Sat Dec-01-07 10:11 AM
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MUSSOLINI!!!!
not quite as exciting
Nice post Pol Pot
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