I have *proof* that not only did man live with dinosaurs, but Jeebus rode one check it!!

[bridgit]

[SallyMander]

1. Crap!

And all this time i've been teaching evolution and "old-earth" geology!!!

[bridgit]

7. oh i know, honey, you're working too hard...

:hi:

[KitchenWitch]

2. Is good enough for me.

Meet me at Saddleback Church on Sunday!

[bridgit]

9. you got it...

seem that thread and yeah...can do :headbang:

[Fire Walk With Me]

3. Which dinosaur do YOU want to ride after the rapture?

[bridgit]

10. ummm, maybe this one...

[Fire Walk With Me]

15. All I ask of you...

...is to not spare the spurs.

[bridgit]

20. it's a deal, partner...

[Danger Mouse]

4. You doctored that photograph.

Everyone knows that Jesus rode a Tyrannosaurus rex!

[bridgit]

11. dang, busted!!

:spray:

[fizzgig]

5. i've been looking for that everywhere!

:rofl:

[bridgit]

12. punny huh?

:rofl:

[Robeson]

6. From this ancient painting, I have evidence he was really cool...

...

[bridgit]

13. He looks strangely like John Pimp Kerry...

:woohoo:

[Robeson]

18. I was thinking it does have a....

...certain "porn" quality to it...;-)

[bridgit]

23. hee!

:blush:

[porphyrian]

8. Jesus flew his triceratops to America to save the Indians. -n/t

[Robeson]

14. Excuse me Mitt, but I think you're on the wrong site...

...:D

[porphyrian]

26. It's not too late for you guys to join us in heaven. -n/t

[bridgit]

17. heh-heh, i have heard that story...

:thumbsup:

[porphyrian]

27. I can't find it now, but there was this really funny Highlights Magazine-like picture...

...of Jesus walking among the happy-to-see-the-out-of-place-European natives. If I find it again...

[bridgit]

28. just please not the one where He looks like Kenny Rodgers petting lambs & kids on the head...

like there's no difference :(

[porphyrian]

31. Heh, that one's a keeper, too. -n/t

[porphyrian]

32. These aren't the droids I was looking for...

...but they're funny in a creepy way.

[bridgit]

35. E-Yikes!! It's like some smattering of the children of the world...

[ghostsofgiants]

16. Yeah dude, back then they were actually called Jesus Horses.

[bridgit]

21. hahahaha!!

:rofl: :thumbsup: :hi:

[TroubleMan]

19. Hold on...I just talked to him, and he told me to tell you:

[bridgit]

22. Buddy Jeebus!! Take the wheel cause I can't drive for squat!

[Connonym]

24. this is the best laugh I've had all day

:yourock:

[bridgit]

25. Zippity doo-dah, zippity eh; my oh my it's a Jeebus riding a dinosaur kind of day...

[liberaltrucker]

29. Ye shall hereby burn in Hell!

:rofl:

:toast:

:hi:

[bridgit]

30. You staying safe out there, friend...

:hi: :toast:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

33. Man! That triceratops really made tracks!

I can't imagine how, though, since her feet aren't moving. :rofl::toast:

[bridgit]

34. maybe he's like moving soooo fast it just looks like a still photograph...

er'somthin, cause look-see...the background is fully jam'n!! :spray: :toast: