Confess your weird, unusual, aberrant turn ons.

[ohiosmith]

Women driving cars with manual transmissions. :woohoo:

[MrCoffee]

1. do women leaving the voting booth get your motor running too?

[ohiosmith]

2. Written ballots or voting machines?

[MrCoffee]

3. you teach your wimmenfolk how to write? ohio is progressive

[ohiosmith]

7. Central Ohio. I can't speak for the rest.

[AlCzervik]

4. good call.

[underpants]

5. Let's see what Denny Crane has to say

''My father, God rest his soul, told me the best sex he ever had was with one-legged women. Something about positional play. I don't know. I've always wondered. So there I was driving down the street, and I saw her. A woman with long, flowing hair...an incredible, magnificent limp. So I pulled the car over. I said, 'Excuse me, madam. Do you have a wooden leg?' And she said, 'Why? Do you have one at the moment?' I smiled and I said, 'As a matter of fact...' And she said, 'I'm expensive.' So I told her I'd buy her a trip to Belize, first class. She pulled out her badge and arrested me. Both her legs were real.''

[ohiosmith]

10. :

:rofl:

[underpants]

12. Last name:crane. First name:Denny. Not guilty. Over and out.

[redqueen]

6. Can't...

I don't wanna get arrested.

[ohiosmith]

11. whisper it

[Dr. Strange]

21. This is the one about clowns, bears, and priests, isn't it?

You're spicy!

[redqueen]

24. Heh... fairly good memory you have...

It was clowns, priests, and animals... nearly got it though!

Oh and also 'animals' also includes mythological or fictional beasts. (Yetis, Wookies, etc.)

:P

[Dr. Strange]

27. But not Ewoks, right?

'Cause that would just be disgusting!

[billyskank]

8. American women who like English football teams.

[Arugula Latte]

81. What about our annoying accents?

:)

[flvegan]

9. Women riding street bikes. Piloting, not riding on the back.

[guitar man]

20. me too

women that ride their own really do it for me too :hi:

[av8rdave]

74. I'll third that!

[LeftyMom]

13. Guys who know how to fix stuff. Chain grease. Fresh dirt and sweat. Black ink on light skin.

:9

[ohiosmith]

28. How about sawdust? I worked with a woman who got totally turned on by the aroma of sawdust.

[LeftyMom]

29. Nah. I have bad associations with woodshop.

Damn near took the tip of my thumb off with a band saw.

[ohiosmith]

32. See! That's what happens when you're looking at the greasy dirty guys and not your work.

[LeftyMom]

36. Somebody pushed me. He's dead now.

Not my doing.

[KitchenWitch]

14. Slide Guitar

Just the sound of it makes me all hot and sweaty.

[Cabcere]

57. I'll second that!

:loveya: :hi:

[tigereye]

15. crap, no one was ever impressed with my stick shifts all those years!

[ohiosmith]

44. What first attracted me to my wife of 36 years. I lived next door. She drove a red Morris Minor

that was hard to start. I offered to look at it. I tightened the battery cables. When I saw that is was a stick, I suggested we/she drive it around the block to be sure that it didn't stall. We drove around all day. We were married three months later.

[lost-in-nj]

79. Aww shit

now you go and turn all mushy.....


lucky wife......


:hi: :hi:

lost

[MonkeyFunk]

16. bow-legged men

drive me nuts.

[tigereye]

17. guys who quote deconstructionist -style philosophers

there. My secret is out.

[NewJeffCT]

33. Everything is arranged so that it be this way, this is what is called culture.

-Jacques Derrida.

:evilgrin:

[AlCzervik]

18. Engineers.

[cloudbase]

53. God bless you!

I'm going to rewrite my will and include you in it.

[BurtWorm]

55. Because they are masters of the locomotive?

:o

[AlCzervik]

60. because i really like men who Love math, ok Professor Hawking.

:D

[BurtWorm]

70. Do engineers like math?

I thought they liked the smell of coal smoke. :crazy:

[sniffa]

19. blue jeans and bare feet

:9

[LeftyMom]

22. OMG, that reminds me- guys wearing jeans and no shirt!

<3

[sniffa]

26. mmmmm, blue jeans

*drool*

[lost-in-nj]

23. Hot, sweaty and dusty

cowboy....just after a ride....
with his hat on

but, I gotta watch him ride.....

:evilgrin: :evilgrin:

lost

[Solon]

25. Women in uniform...

Doesn't really matter what uniform, could be a cop, soldier, whatever, just simply yummy.

[NewJeffCT]

31. I wouldn't consider that weird or unusual, though

a ton of guys like that look.

[Solon]

34. So I guess saying I prefer them OUT of uniform wouldn't be weird either?

;)

[NewJeffCT]

38. naked women as a turn-on

How unusual.

[Solon]

43. Oh yes, very unusual...

Actually, true confession time, for me, and I don't know how unusual this is but...well, a huge turn on for me is in pleasing women, won't go into details for obvious reasons. ;)

[redqueen]

56. Apparently the part about it being aberrant or unusual

sort of went over some heads. :P

[SallyMander]

30. A certain bicycle mechanic/biologist

I think it's the strange combo that does it... :*

[NewJeffCT]

35. Smart liberal women who wear glasses and uniforms together

oh my.

[Perry Logan]

37. People in elf costumes. Hubba hubba!

http://www.elfyourself.com/?id=9543565726

[NewJeffCT]

39. a certain DUer dressed as an elf this past Halloween

she even posted pics.

[Solon]

41. And a dark elf at that.

That's hot.

[Oeditpus Rex]

40. Those are between me and my cross-eyed, lisping Asian dominatrix (n.t)

[ohiosmith]

42. Damn her to hell. She said there was no one but me.

[NewJeffCT]

45. Like Lucy Liu in "Payback"

well, cross-eyed and Asian at least.

[billyskank]

46. Crap. I'm weird, unusual AND aberrant

but nobody is turned on!

[ohiosmith]

48. I seriously doubt that.

:hi:

[Fire Walk With Me]

47. I think that several just have.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=7207177&mesg_id=7207177

[rug]

49. Audio books.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

50. Adult actresses on kid's TV shows

I was flipping through the channels one morning and I came across this one show called "Hi-5." All I can really say about it is that the three female hosts on the show left me imagining what they were like off the set....

[ohiosmith]

52. Like:

[CGowen]

67. The blonde one has a CD

http://www.jenniferpetersonhind.com/

http://www.karlamosley.com/

http://www.kimeebalmilero.com/

[kay1864]

69. Well now ya got me curious

Are these the women you meant?







http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hi-5_%28American_kids%27_band%29

[Tommy_Carcetti]

76. That be them

Of course, they would all have to be wearing those exact outfits, too. :)

[PVnRT]

51. Six foot tall women who wear glasses and enjoy Guitar Hero

Ohhhhhh yeah

[redqueen]

54. I thought this thread would be more interesting.

Mostly just a bunch of references to hot women doing pretty boring stuff... or hot guys doing boring stuff.

:yawn:

[ohiosmith]

58. Well maybe if you'd fess up.......

:P

[lost-in-nj]

59. Soooo

what's yours????


:evilgrin:

lost

[ohiosmith]

61. exactly!

[redqueen]

63. Clowns, priests, animals...

:evilgrin:

[ohiosmith]

64. how about.....

[redqueen]

65. Wellll... that's not aberrant or anything, I don't think...

but yes!

I'll have Bentley first though.



:)

[BarenakedLady]

62. long john type shirts

or just a long sleeved shirt under a t-shirt.

I guess nothing really too weird or unusual

Someone with my perverted and silly sense of humor is a plus. :P

[Hell Hath No Fury]

66. I like to sleep naked...

with two or three cats under the blankets cuddled up against me. All the delicious, tactic pleasures of fur without the carnage or guilt.

Also, watching a man with beautiful hands and forearms who wears a crisp, white shirt rolled up to the elbow and a nice wrist watch. Total turn-on.

Rupert Graves and James Wilby making out in "Maurice".

[NewWaveChick1981]

68. Heheheh.... I drive a five-speed...

:P :hi: It didn't used to be unusual years ago, but I find body hair on guys to be a big turn-on. :evilgrin: The more the better...:D

[ohiosmith]

71. Oh baby!

[NewWaveChick1981]

75. OK...well, maybe not THAT much body hair...

:P

[Maestro]

72. Hard Rocking Women of Metal

But don't tell my wife. :evilgrin:

[otherlander]

73. Long-haired motorcyclists who win chess tournaments and write poetry

:blush:

[Guava Jelly]

77. Smart chicks with black rimmed glasses

Lisa Loeb
and
Big legs/thighs like this lady in the video below
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Y3g5G0PFuXQ
Goody two shoes

[lost-in-nj]

80. Man I forgot how cute Adam Ant was....

back then



lost

[CGowen]

78. weird enough?