Your boyfriend sucks soup compared to mine!`

[MonkeyFunk]

My laptop has long had a problem with some thingamajiggy in the whatsit-connector, and it's been getting worse and worse.

So what just arrived at the door? A new Dell laptop from my schnoogie! He says it's an early Christmas gift!! I'm gonna have to thank him real good!

Anybody seen my chapstick?

[terrya]

1. I don't want to compare boyfriends.

Because mine is pretty special.

That IS pretty damn great that your boyfriend gave you a new Dell laptop!

And yes, give him a long, nice kiss. That says "thank you" in a nice way.

[MonkeyFunk]

2. He's the bestest

[PeaceNikki]

3. Awwww!! I have no BF you insensitive cod!!

:cry:

How sweet! So, I assume your thingamajiggy in the whatsit-connector is no longer in need of replacement?


Oh, I ate your Chapstick. The Watermelon Splash smells divine!

[MonkeyFunk]

5. Nope... got a shiny new ['puter

but thanks for the offer help - much appreciated!

[underpants]

4. I've never heard it called a "chap stick" before

new one on me well its not really ON me I never touched it well I DIDN'T

[matcom]

6. TORNADO spotted in VA!

HURRY!

:rofl:

[MonkeyFunk]

7. whoohoo!

I'll meet you there!

But no gay stuff, OK?

[matcom]

8. you just bring that chap stick big fella

:rofl:

[underpants]

22. Joe Horn woulda taken care of it

-------------holy crap

[Blue-Jay]

9. Tell him I said Hi!

That was a very nice thing that he did.

(I'd like a new laptop too, in case he's still in the giving mood)

[MonkeyFunk]

10. I'll ask him

but you might have to put out.

[Blue-Jay]

11. Hmmm....

How big is the screen?

[MonkeyFunk]

13. almost as wide as the computer

of course.

It's 14.5"

[bicentennial_baby]

12. Awwww, that's awesome!

And I have some Burt's Bees chapstick if you wanna borrow it. It's peppermint flavor :D

[MonkeyFunk]

15. ooh!

fancy schmancy! That might be too much for the likes of me - I don't want to spoil him.

[bicentennial_baby]

16. With a cooling sensation too...

:D

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

14. CORPORATE SHILL! DELL IS A RED COMPANY! DIEDIEDIEDIE!!11!111!!

:evilgrin:

[MonkeyFunk]

17. I love this computer!

I plug in the charger, and it actually CHARGES! On the first try! I'd forgotten what it was like.

[Kutjara]

18. If he really loved you...

...he'd have bought you a Mac.

I shall now hide for a very long time. :hide:

[MonkeyFunk]

19. He WANTED to buy me a mac

and has wanted to for years, but I refuse to get one.

He loves his, though.

[Kutjara]

21. Then you've got yourself a keeper.

Anyone who wants to buy you a Mac is a person of rare sensibility and intelligence. I'd suggest locking him up with a stout chain.

[REP]

20. Mac Book Pro and 2008 350Z Grand Touring

'nuff said. I win.