Do we have a nickname for Cal Thomas?

[TheMightyFavog]

I know we have O'really, Tweety, Savage Wiener, and OxyRush, but I have never seen a fitting nickname for Cal Thomas. The best I can come up with is The Mustachioed Bigot.

[Gman]

1. I like "idiot"

[Ohio Dem]

2. Moonie Thomas

He is a Moonie, isn't he?

[KamaAina]

3. Wish-he-were-silent Cal?

Or, going 'way back to the time Edith on All in the Family had a fling, "Cockroach Cal"?

The diet-conscious "Low Cal"?

[Joe_VB]

4. How 'bout Just "Right Wing-Nut Suppository"

[MrScorpio]

5. I've been watching this guy for 15 years

Dumb Hole Asswipe works for me.

[Fenris]

6. Cal "Moustache Ride" Thomas

:P

[KG]

7. 'typical CHA with a bad combover and molester mustache'

cumbersome, but apt.

[elperromagico]

8. Yes. Captain Peacock.

[Fenris]

10. ROFLMAO!

[TheMightyFavog]

11. Actually, I like that one.

End of Line.

[Archae]

9. "Liar For Jesus" Cal

He used to be Foulwell's propaganda minister.

[Blue-Jay]

12. Mal Promise?

Yes, it sucks. Usually I refer to him as "that stupid asshole on the editorial page".

Even worse than him is Mona Charon. "Charon" was the boatman that delivered dead Greek folks across the River Styx. He'd do it for a coin. So would Mona.