"Look out, Momma,"

[Fenris]

Okay. Now your turn. Let's see if we can't do the whole thing. 1 line each please.

[Bertha Venation]

1. you're pouring the batter on the burner!"

[Bertha Venation]

5. uh...

/feels like a dolt

[Pithlet]

9. That's okay.

I thought it was the beginning of a story thread at first, too.

That's not batter! Said Momma...

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

2. there's a white boat comin up the river

got Live Rust on again, eh?

[Fenris]

3. Oh, how'd you guess?

:hi:NSMA!

[dweller]

4. With a big red beacon, and a flag, and a man on the rail

rawk on.
dp

[peekaloo]

6. Guess you better call John cause they don't look like they're

here to deliver the mail........


I lurve this song!

[Fenris]

7. Lurve!

Was that intentional? Cause if it was, you're a woman after my own heart!

:D

[peekaloo]

8. only if you kiss me before dinner

so we're not uncomfortable at the end of the evening!

;-)

:D

[Fenris]

10. I'M IN LOVE!!!!!

:loveya:

:D

[peekaloo]

11. that's sweet

Would you kill a spider for me?

:hi:

[Fenris]

12. You have a spider in the bathroom the size of a Buick

Please! I've been killing spiders since I was thirty.

:hi:

[darkstar]

13. And I just turned twenty-two,

I was wondering what to do....

[Westegg]

14. "Even Richard Nixon has got soul.."

[darkstar]

15. "There aint nothing like a friend

who can tell you you're just pissing in the wind."

Don't mean to break protocol. I ain't gonna double up on lines, but I don't like the idea of this thread dying either. Speaking of which--dying--I thought a while back about making up a CD of songs sung by dead narrators.

Short list so far:

El Paso
Long Black Veil
Powderfinger
(Think I had one more--mebbe 2--but can't a-member.)

Any suggestions?

[Zomby Woof]

16. great song

Neil wrote it for Lynyrd Skynyrd, but they never got a chance to record it. Same for "Sedan Delivery".