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Thu Feb-05-04 07:34 AM
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Poll question: What would you do with an army of the undead? |
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I had a dream last night that I found and solved some ancient riddle and as a reward an army of zombies rose from their graves to do my bidding. They would not be able to return to their graves until I'd given them a task and they'd completed it. Impulsively, I asked them to destroy the Bush Administration.
They set about to brutally kill every member of the Bush Administration, and it was pretty horrible. It scared the crap out of people, made them suspicious of Democrats, and even more sympathetic to the Right.
When I woke up I decided that it would have been better to ask them to do something else.
What would you have asked them to do?
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Thu Feb-05-04 07:45 AM
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1. Unleash them against the BFEE! |
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Thu Feb-05-04 07:45 AM
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2. Take out the Republicans, then the Democrats and then the Greens. |
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Maybe then a reputable party would fill the void.
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Thu Feb-05-04 07:45 AM
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3. All but one I'd have scour Iraq for WMD |
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> What would you have asked them (an army of zombies) to do?
All but one I'd have scour Iraq for WMD. Iraq's a harsh environment and using zombies would reduce all the logistical hassles; and they'd be able to search 24x7. I expect they'd be as successful as Kay and his team were, though; and as successful as any future efforts will likely prove to be.
As for the one remaining zombie, I'd have him run for President against Bush.
"Briiiiiinggg Iiiiiiittt Oooooonnnnnnn......",...
Wait!, I thought you said this was a dream?, not a nightmare...
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Thu Feb-05-04 07:47 AM
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4. Why would I want an Army of Ann Coulters? |
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Thu Feb-05-04 09:09 AM
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I would have said the same thing!
What a horrid thought, an Army of screeching zombie Coulters; save the last bullet for yourself!
O8)
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Thu Feb-05-04 07:56 AM
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5. Hang out in the womens locker room. |
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Oh, wait...that's if I was invisible. My bad.
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Thu Feb-05-04 12:41 PM
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Thu Feb-05-04 07:59 AM
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6. Too many low-pay take jobs now-free labor from zombies? NO |
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Thu Feb-05-04 08:50 AM
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7. I start my own company... |
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that would either produce clothing at such a low cost that it would undercut the sweatshops and put them out of business, or start a company that would clean up hazardous waste sites.
If the army were big enough I would do both.
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Thu Feb-05-04 08:52 AM
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8. "Pu-u-uddin' O-o-on Duh-h-h-h Ri-i-i-itz" |
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Thu Feb-05-04 08:58 AM
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9. Send them to Bush* campaign rallies, holding pro-Bush* signs. |
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Thu Feb-05-04 09:11 AM
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12. From what I can see... |
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that is what they already do!
:evilgrin:
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Thu Feb-05-04 12:42 PM
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But would anyone notice?
;-)
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Thu Feb-05-04 09:06 AM
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...If I say it, it won't come true!! :7
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Thu Feb-05-04 09:11 AM
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13. Vote in the Michigan Primary. |
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Thu Feb-05-04 09:13 AM
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14. Put them to rest again, poor guys |
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BTW, did this dream you had show up after wathcing "Return of the King"? *g*
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Thu Feb-05-04 12:43 PM
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20. I saw it a few weeks ago. |
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But zombies have always been a big part of my internal mythology.
;-)
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Thu Feb-05-04 09:15 AM
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15. I would reenact Sherman's March |
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Thu Feb-05-04 09:29 AM
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16. Have 'em take out Rupert Murdoch and the entire Fox News company! |
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Thu Feb-05-04 10:17 AM
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17. Drink Tequilla and Cheap Jug Wine with them |
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Wait...that's what I do with Evil DUers in Washington DC.
Whoops
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Thu Feb-05-04 12:44 PM
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Thu Feb-05-04 12:44 PM
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22. Rob a bunch of banks... |
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blood banks, that is...for my Army of Vampires.
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Thu Feb-05-04 12:44 PM
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23. I'd put them on the news networks |
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Hey! The coverage couldn't get much worse from the Dead, now could it?
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Thu Feb-05-04 12:50 PM
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24. grow food for people? |
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teach kids to read? Well that might be too scary.
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Thu Feb-05-04 01:18 PM
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25. Send them after Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson ... |
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just for a kick.
They should be able to get through to them.
Cheers Drifter
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Thu Feb-05-04 01:22 PM
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26. World conquest, baby! |
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What better way to take over the world than with an army of the undead?
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