Beaker
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Thu Feb-05-04 08:03 AM
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Something Important to remember as you face the day- |
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If you're on the elevator, or on the bus, or sitting at your desk...and you smell that someone farted-
it means that molecules that just came out of their hairy, feces-encrusted ass just went into your nose...:9
have a nice day. :D
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Thu Feb-05-04 08:09 AM
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1. EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!! |
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YUCK! Geez, thanks for that wonderful way to start the day, lol! But what about if WE'RE the ones who farted?
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Beaker
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Thu Feb-05-04 10:26 AM
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6. think of it as recycling- |
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or, as Fat Bastard put it:
"everyone likes their own brand."
and btw- don't think that we don't notice you sniffing your finger all day long...nobody has a nose that itches that much.
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Thu Feb-05-04 08:11 AM
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2. BTW, your keyboard is the filthiest and most germ-laden item |
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Thu Feb-05-04 08:29 AM
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And don't forget doorknobs and telephones, either, they're just as disgustingly filthy and germ-laden.
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Thu Feb-05-04 08:12 AM
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3. Guess why I take the staff elevators at the library where I work? |
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Thu Feb-05-04 08:54 AM
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5. Why, are staff butts less feces-encrusted? |
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than the general population?
(I'm glad I didn't have breakfast yet.)
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Burma Jones
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Thu Feb-05-04 10:45 AM
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7. I used to live a block from a crematorium |
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The crematorium had a contract to cremate the remains of the indigent in Washington, DC. I was living in Silver Spring, right at the border with Takoma Park - Gist Avenue. Gist Avenue was also the address for Root Boy Slim and Dave Grohl...
Sometimes I would wonder who the hell was grilling at 8:00 in the morning. The funny thing is that a huge commercial bakery was about a quarter mile away, so sometimes I would smell Cinnamon Buns and then smell the indigent departed.
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Thu Feb-05-04 10:59 AM
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They fire up the crematorium, and you're thinking, "Mmmm, barbeque!"
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Burma Jones
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Fri Feb-06-04 08:19 AM
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13. Not Mmmmm, BBQ, but, What??? BBQ? |
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After I learned what was creating that smell, I was a little more respectful....
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Thu Feb-05-04 11:29 AM
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10. i worked on a two-year construction project at a sewage treatment plant- |
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and you could always tell when flu season started.
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Thu Feb-05-04 10:59 AM
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9. My ass isn't feces-encrusted. |
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I wash it every time I go.
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Thu Feb-05-04 12:05 PM
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11. Wow, what a lot of germophobes! |
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I take the normal precautions, and wash, of course, but I like to think of things in terms of risk assessment. There are a lot more dangerous things out there than a few possible germs from healthy individuals...
If you stopped doing everything that was even nominally dangerous, you'd have to die.
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Thu Feb-05-04 12:07 PM
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12. I used to work with a guy we called "scratch n' sniff" |
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After we caught him on the loading dock scratching his balls and sniffing his fingers.
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