The Testicular Testimony of all CAPTIONS!!

[skip fox]

What Tenet is saying:

"And the President demanded accurate and concise data be presented to him daily in the form of terse and yet expressive memos. We made every effort to bring ourselves to his rather demanding standards in terms of truthfulness and accuracy. We . . ."

What Tenet is thinking:

"The little geek made us boil down our most complicated intelligence issues concerning Iraq into 1/2 page memos. The freakin' idiot even made us hire artists to draw cartoon figures running around in the margins and across the bottom of the page. He's so flippin' lame that he favored Yosemite Sam and Daffy Duck. Shit, once he made me read the memo in Daffy's voice. And then there was what he demended be IN the memos. How Saddam had to have WMDs cause he had a 'hunch.' He made us expunge any qualifications to that finding. I wish I had that pencil-necked geek here right now . . . I'd . . .!"

[zbdent]

1. "Doc, can't you heat up that glove or sumpin?"

ugh.

[waterman]

2. Whoooops... I think I just pooped....

[underpants]

3. Oh WMD! I thought you said WWE on no we don't know anything about that

except that we weren't told what to say or how to say it when the VP and his Chief of Staff came by our offices or at least I wasn't told what to say because they didn't talk to me they were dealing with mid and lower level staffers who surely aren't impressionable or intimidated by the guy actually running the show....I would assume but then I didn't talk to them so I don't really know but I do know that Saddam once had WMD and probably wanted them again because he never had a navy to speak of or much of an air force and what he had was buried in the desert and the armor had cannibalized itself 'cause they couldn't buy part sufficient to keep itself combat ready so yeah he probably had to have WMD or WMDPRA or a "beware of dog" sign but Bradleys roll right over those anyway......

[cosmicdot]

4. Well, believe me, if I didn't have inside info on Poppy, BCCI, Noriega,

Iran-Contra; and, if Poppy's boys didn't have similar goods on me ... I'd been outta here faster than the fake missing keyboard "W's" story ... and, as far as 'is Pakistan testing a nuke' or 'is North Korea developing nukes' or 'is Iran devloping WMD programs or program activities ... I guess I'd have to ask what "is" is ...
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