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Thu Feb-05-04 03:24 PM
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The FCC Is Gonna Launch An Investigation Into MISS PIGGY! |
thebaghwan
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Thu Feb-05-04 03:26 PM
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1. There she is flashing those bodacious tatas again |
CatWoman
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Thu Feb-05-04 03:28 PM
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2. You are such a fucking nutcase |
muriel_volestrangler
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Thu Feb-05-04 03:30 PM
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3. yeah, but it's less serious with her |
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because she has at least 8; proportionally one exposed is a lot less!
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Thu Feb-05-04 03:31 PM
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4. The breast doesn't begin to explain |
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the inter-species thing she has going with kermit! Before ya know it they'll be trying to get married!! What about the tad-lets?????
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Thu Feb-05-04 03:38 PM
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5. Why does miss piggy douche with vinegar & sugar? |
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Thu Feb-05-04 04:33 PM
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...likes sweet & sour pork!
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Thu Feb-05-04 03:47 PM
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6. Also, "Mister Roger's Neighborhood"... |
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....is now under investigation, because the FCC is worried that "X the Owl" was in fact an "X"-rated filmmaker. Now , hold on a minute! Before you start your liberal/godless/commie protests. Think about it: Dude was always ducking back into his "tree," with that trap door on it. God knows what he got up to down in the bowels of that stump. And that little pussy he was always hanging out with? Obviously underage. "Meow-meow, X is my friend," indeed. He wasn't just the "wise old owl" ---he was her "wise old" PIMP DADDY!
And what about "Lady Elaine Fairchild"? Wasn't she a witch? Wart on the end of her nose and all that? Huh? And let's not forget "King Friday the 13th." Hello? Friday the 13th---major pagan/devil-worshippers' holiday.
Think about it.
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Thu Feb-05-04 03:48 PM
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7. Is this from Matcom's famous piggy porn collection? |
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I'd heard the stories, but wowee! I never dreamed what I was missing!
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Thu Feb-05-04 04:31 PM
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8. this is only the 'R' rated stuff! |
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Thu Feb-05-04 04:35 PM
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10. What's even worse about Miss Piggy - she's a CANNIBAL!! |
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She was fighting over pizza with sausage and canadian bacon on it in the new Pizza Hut ads. Shocking, even for a Devil who's been around as long as I have.
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Thu Feb-05-04 04:48 PM
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11. frogs got boobies???? . . . |
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who'da thunk it . . . :shrug:
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