Just heard on CNN

[CatWoman]

1. Britney wants to be a Bond Girl.

2. Donald Trump wants Paris Hilton to emcee the next Miss America Pagent.

3. Jack Nicolson is giving up on younger women.

That is all.

Resume your normal activities.

[Terwilliger]

1. Jack's gettin' too old for those spry, fit women

;-)

:loveya:

[supernova]

7. Finally saw the light

Maybe Diane Keaton finally made him see the light. ;-)

[Az]

2. Jack should rea what Benjamin Franklin had to say about older women

A man ahead of his times in so many ways.

[onebigbadwulf]

3. I'm glad the world's biggest news source

is giving out important information.

[Westegg]

4. I think what Jack said was...

....He was giving up on "little, tiny girls." Whatever that means. I believe he also said that if he could sneak them out the back door with a blanket over their heads, he might reconsider.

Alan Alda he ain't...

[Hoosier Democrat]

5. At Jack Nicholson's Age...

Bea Arthur might be considered a "younger woman".

:+

[CatWoman]

6. I believe Jack's in his 60's

isn't Bea a tad older?

[Hoosier Democrat]

9. It's a JOKE.

[CatWoman]

12. oops!!

;-)

[TEXASYANKEE]

8. Yup.

Looks like they've covered all of the important stories.

[waterman]

10. And the brain-deadening of America continues right on schedule

[CanuckAmok]

11. Any update on the Four Horsemen?

I figure with the stories you've listed, they should be along any minute.

Let me know if you hear anything; we started a pool on when they'd arrive.

[LynneSin]

13. How about Jack dates Brittney and Paris and all 3 disappear

:D

[geniph]

14. I'll vote for that!

Now, THAT news story would make my day!