Khephra
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Thu Feb-05-04 07:52 PM
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THINGS YOU CAN SAY ABOUT YOURSELF NO ONE ELSE CAN |
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Edited on Thu Feb-05-04 07:54 PM by khephra
I bet I've been the only person here that's been asked this question:
(These statements have to be TRUE or GOD will strike you DEAD ;-) )
"I've been thinking of becoming a hooker. Would you like to be my Pimp? I think I could trust you to split the money fairly."
(I'm a suburban boy from Indy. No reason anyone should have asked me that. )
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Thu Feb-05-04 07:56 PM
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1. Can't think of anything, however... |
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...I do tend to call myself an asshole more often than other people. Not quite sure what that says about myself.
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Thu Feb-05-04 07:57 PM
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I've often thought that if I ever became a hooker, I'd ask you to be my pimp. ;)
I do not understand why you'd be shocked about being asked this!
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Khephra
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Thu Feb-05-04 07:59 PM
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5. Wellm hell...I didn't know people saw that in me |
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Go have sex for money, all my minions!
:evilgrin:
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leftofthedial
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Thu Feb-05-04 07:59 PM
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no one else would EVER say that.
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rucky
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Thu Feb-05-04 07:59 PM
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4. I'm a Jew Boy from Oregon |
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but don't you dare call me "Jew Boy"
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salinen
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Thu Feb-05-04 08:02 PM
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Ha, I'm a Jew Boy from California.
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Khephra
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Thu Feb-05-04 08:06 PM
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10. I'm a Gnostic from Centerville, IN |
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They had a real hard time with that one. ;-)
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Khephra
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Thu Feb-05-04 08:02 PM
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6. Maybe I should expand on the story to make it stranger |
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Edited on Thu Feb-05-04 08:02 PM by khephra
It was asked by me when I was an ast. manager of a video store (not that type)
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Thu Feb-05-04 08:02 PM
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8. I survived a mid-air collision. |
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Not a lot of people can say that.
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Thu Feb-05-04 08:11 PM
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11. Now that's a story worth telling |
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Thu Feb-05-04 08:04 PM
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9. I almost ran over George Hamelton |
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When I was walking. I had the headphones on and was walking...then all of a sudden this sun-bleached guy was in my face.
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TrogL
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Thu Feb-05-04 08:12 PM
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You can't tell by looking at me and I know all the right answers to the questions.
Q: Do you hear voices? A: The voices told me to say I don't hear voices.
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Thu Feb-05-04 08:13 PM
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13. I'm an idiot, an asshole and on top of that...i'm ugly too |
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although i think others say that about me as well
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Thu Feb-05-04 08:13 PM
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14. I'm the only DUer who has shook Bill Clinton's hand while... |
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covered in mud.
Probably, anyway.
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Thu Feb-05-04 08:33 PM
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