"Erotica for Conservative Women"

[lightningandsnow]

Is this question a joke?

From yahoo answers:

"Erotica for Conservative Women - who are the best authors?
A wine bar debate from the other night - does high quality, well written erotic fiction exist that would titilate but not turn off conservative Christian wives. My opinion is that women are beautiful sexual beings, that conservative Christian women in monogamous relationships are sexually robust, and that someone surely has written good erotica for this audience. Can anyone help prove my point?"


Too bad it's closed... I would like to give a really snappy answer.

[KamaAina]

1. Lynne Cheney's novel

would be a start.

[lightningandsnow]

2. OK, I couldn't get the link to work.

[porphyrian]

3. "I just shot a Muslim abortion doctor, dear. Let's pray together in our undergarments." -n/t

[lightningandsnow]

4. that is too funny.

:rofl:

[sasquatch]

8. LOL!!

:rofl:

[Omphaloskepsis]

5. But, perhaps the funiest question ever on ask Yahoo..

How long can a normal, healthy 8 week old kitten survive inside an adult python? URGENT?

[lightningandsnow]

6. Oh dear.

Gotta love Yahoo Answers.

[leftofthedial]

7. it is called the PATRIOT Act

[Downtown Hound]

9. "And she was burning with desire as George put on his cowboy hat

and dressed in his flight suit..."

I could go on, but I wouldn't want to lock your thread.

[Aristus]

10. The only thing Laura has ever burned with desire for are Xanax

and another botox injection...

Shit, Karl Rove burned with more desire for the Chimp than Laura ever has. :eyes:

[Downtown Hound]

11. Well, the Xanax and botox injection came later

When George had to pay her in full.

[GreenPartyVoter]

12. Conservative Christian wives would not be reading that stuff (Or if they were

they would feel ashamed of it and in public admonish everyone else not to do it.)

I did get into a discussion with a Christian romance writer once. We both agreed there needs to be sex in these books. If they focus on a married couple, there should be no reason not to show a healthy relationship like that.

However, a lot of the Christian publishing companies disagree. They won't put out anything "titillating".

[jmm]

13. The Handmaiden's Tale and The Stepford Wives

are as close as we'll ever get to conservative women erotica.

[madrchsod]

14. well there is this from land over

http://www.cafepress.com/landoverbaptist/75553
Sadistic Bible Verses : The Landover Baptist Store : CafePress.com

if she`s not into sadism may she could look up these...

The unabridged Bible is loaded with passages describing in detail such disgusting topics as premature ejaculation (Leviticus 15:2-15; 22:3-5), wet dreams (Leviticus 15:16-18, 32), voyeurism (Leviticus 18:6-20); damaged testicles

or just read the "song of songs" and she`ll be in nirvana in no time at all