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Fri Feb-06-04 02:02 AM
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Poll question: Question about tipping................cows |
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Fri Feb-06-04 02:11 AM
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1. I only ever tip the standard 15% |
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Unless the cow gave very good service
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Fri Feb-06-04 02:12 AM
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3. It would be soooooo easy to turn that into a dirty joke |
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:evilgrin:
I really need to get some sleep.
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Fri Feb-06-04 02:17 AM
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7. I left it WIDE open for ya! |
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Fri Feb-06-04 02:20 AM
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Fri Feb-06-04 02:27 AM
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The cow gave VERY good service and I tipped it REAL BIG!!!
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Fri Feb-06-04 02:12 AM
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2. Oh, man, does that bring back some memories of childhood |
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on my family's farms in WI. :-)
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Fri Feb-06-04 02:13 AM
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We tip the heaviest cows. Moooooooooooooooooooo. :)
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Fri Feb-06-04 02:13 AM
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so I have a dumb question. Is cow tipping for real, or is it like snipe hunting?
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Fri Feb-06-04 02:14 AM
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6. Maybe it is, maybe it isn't |
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The mystery is part of the fun...of course, some of us know for sure...but we'll never tell...
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Fri Feb-06-04 02:22 AM
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9. Welcome to the 700 club, you evil clown!! |
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As to cow tipping...well... why don't you come out with us and we'll show you how it's done. And don't worry, it's tradition that the newbie do it alone while we wait in the car so we can take pictures wihtout the lens fogging....
Or maybe not.
Sorry, but those who have done it are sworn to secrecy not to reveal that it exists. That's the most sacred of the cow tippers' creedo, more sacred even than the credo not to tip sober. Or it would be, if tipping were real, which it might be, or might not.
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Fri Feb-06-04 02:25 AM
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Do I have to send money to Pat Robertson?
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Fri Feb-06-04 02:28 AM
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12. You can send it to me, |
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and I'll make sure he gets it.
Pat needs $45,000, BTW.
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Fri Feb-06-04 02:29 AM
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But you have to bow to him. Psych jus kidding. :)
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Fri Feb-06-04 12:29 PM
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18. worth trying yourself to see. Helpful tip: cows can kick STRAIGHT OUT |
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sideways, not just backwards like horses.
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Fri Feb-06-04 02:55 AM
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Fri Feb-06-04 08:55 AM
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It's better than tipping. And you only have to pay them for a few years before you eat them.
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Fri Feb-06-04 06:33 AM
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16. Please do not tip the cows |
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They are mad enough already.
Downer cows also scare the costumers. :eyes:
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Fri Feb-06-04 01:09 PM
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Poor little guys.:cry: You're gonna make their meat taste bad. If I get a steak that tastes tipped, then I'm not tippin. :eyes:
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Fri Feb-06-04 01:16 PM
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20. Hmmm--------Downer cows |
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They make the tastiest sausages, and hot dogs and burgers. It a shame most of them go for mink food.
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