The No-Time-To-Say-Hello-Goodbye of all CAPTIONS!!!

[skip fox]

W. is "thinking": "Wow. I'm a 'Guy on the GO'! just like I always wanted to be. Got important memos and meetings and things. Gotta talk to important people. Make decisions. It's tough, but I'm slim and fit and ready to bring my entire attention to every worthy issue and consideration, worldwide. Hot damn. That's it. That the kind of guy I am. Run, run, run. Decision after decision. First thing I do, for instance, when I get to the kitchen is have someone get more spicy mustard. No excuses! Then gotta talk to the guy who heats the pool. I'm gonna grow fungus if he keeps it so high. Then gotta speak to the guy in charge of my magazine subscriptions. Gotta make sure he . . . . (balh, blah, blah . . . endless mingd chatter)."

[Burma Jones]

1. I should have been a Sears model....

[LearnedHand]

2. Um, gotta run, guys.

My invisible friend Larry wants to show me something.

[Bertha Venation]

3. Is it just me or do y'all think these walls & ceiling look like

the icing on a big wedding cake? <snicker>

[AlGore-08.com]

4. Hey, you're young and swingin'

No time to think about tomorrow
But there's no use tryin' to deny it
Someday you're gonna buy it
Ferryman, Ferryman
The funeral guy who loves you - -
A lot!

Oooooooooo - - bye-bye!

[regularguy]

5. "Damn frikkin' sobriety tests...I'm drunk , OK? Big effin' deal....."

.

[underpants]

6. Vrrroooooooooooooom Vrrvrr Vrrroooooooooom

W wows people who just paid $2,000 for a hotdog with his airplane impression.

[Fridays Child]

7. ...You put your right wing in, and you shake it all about.

You do the hokey pokey and you turn the facts around.
That's what it's all about.

[wysimdnwyg]

8. Hey, Charlie!

Good to see ya'! Didya get that $100k to complete your "pioneer" status yet?

[SPQR]

9. Countin' to five is a snap with this thing!

[cosmicdot]

10. W seems to enjoy the new walk-thru fundraisers KKKarl has implemented

... in attempt to avoid situations where 'details' might be involved, donors gather in a room, and W does a rapid walk-thru ... Rove figured that this new fundraising technique can maximize the time x event x cash equation, with the win-win of avoiding gaffes and other faux pas

[cosmicdot]

11. W is thinking: wheeeee - new meds ... sitting on a cornflake ...

... waiting for the van to come.
Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody tuesday.
Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g’joob ...

... wheeee ....

I am the walrus, goo goo g’joob g’goo goo g’joob.
Goo goo g’joob g’goo goo g’joob g’goo.

[mvd]

12. Looks to me like he's saying

"this is a good dictator salute thing - always wanted to do it."

[peekaloo]

13. Gotta scoot lapdogs......late for my 'Press the Meat' rehearsal.

[rucky]

14. I took *this many* Ambiens!