Robb
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Fri Feb-06-04 05:09 PM
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Rate my hypochondria, part II |
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My Adam's Apple hurts when I push on it.
To the emergency room!!! :D
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Fri Feb-06-04 05:10 PM
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1. First real LOL of the day |
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Fri Feb-06-04 05:10 PM
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don't PUSH on it. yer welcome We take Visa or MasterCard
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Red State Rebel
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Fri Feb-06-04 05:10 PM
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3. I suggest you call a specialist...could be a tumor |
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Fri Feb-06-04 06:02 PM
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sorry, couldn't resist :)
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Fri Feb-06-04 05:11 PM
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Fri Feb-06-04 05:11 PM
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5. Diagnosis: Robb's a dingbat |
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Gee and I didn't even go to medical school for that one!!
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Fri Feb-06-04 05:14 PM
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6. In case you need a second opinion.... |
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kmla thinks you are a dingbat, too.
Jus' doin' my part to help.
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Robb
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Fri Feb-06-04 05:15 PM
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it's true, and Mrs. Robb is threatening to bludgeon me with the Cuisinart if I bring it up again.
"Honey...? Ow!" :spank:
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Fri Feb-06-04 05:32 PM
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9. DON'T PUSH ON IT, YA DINGBAT!! |
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Mrs. Robb: do you bludgeon him often? I understand the temptation. Just playing, Rob...You know I love ya, bud! Duckie
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Fri Feb-06-04 05:16 PM
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8. Forget the ER, schedule a surgery |
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get that thing outta there
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Fri Feb-06-04 05:50 PM
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that bouncing Dubya pic :D
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Fri Feb-06-04 05:44 PM
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OH MY GOD~ Robb has an Adam's Apple! ROBB IS ANN COULTER!!!!!
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Robb
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Fri Feb-06-04 05:47 PM
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While every pundit named Ann Coulter has an Adam's Apple, not every pundit with an Adam's Apple is Ann Coulter.
Sorta like the fact that all chinos are khakis, but not all khakis are chinos. :silly:
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Fri Feb-06-04 05:49 PM
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Fri Feb-06-04 08:39 PM
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Does this thing on my knee look funny to you? :shrug:
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Fri Feb-06-04 09:12 PM
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18. No, but what the heck is going on with your eye??? |
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Fri Feb-06-04 09:07 PM
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16. Now that you mention it, MINE DOES TOO!!!!! |
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OMG!!! How could this happen!!!!
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Fri Feb-06-04 10:08 PM
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19. Doctor, I Feel People Are Ignoring Me |
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Doctor, I feel people are ignoring me . . . . uh, Doctor?
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Fri Feb-06-04 10:38 PM
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for hypochondria:
Me: "Dad, I have this weird pain in my side." (numb part on my arm/sore place on my leg/weird twitch in my eye, etc., didn't really matter what the complaint was, you get the idea.)
Dad: "Oh really? Huh. My uncle had that same thing. Right before he died."
:D
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